the vynsane asylum

Jargo you young bucking bronco. How the hell are you?

Well at least his work in that was better than Transformers

Join the Oprah book reading club. She is a swell pick of literature. I have been so enthralled by her books, I stopped reading the Star Wars novels.

I have watched The Color Purple 30 times in the past three weeks. I love me some Oprah

OMG, we were like BFF's

Um, guys, I was fucking my Robin Doll and I got sores on my penis. Is it lead based paint or just chaffing?

bIZZARO tHE gRIP wrote:eL CHICKEN ES NO SUPRISE, MI AMIGO. sENIOR kIDHUMAN ALWAYS ESAYS, "i LOVE THE COCK."

Dont forget about me, I can suck your dick so good your asshole whistles.

JJ is my main man. He looks like Jack Black, that makes me laugh like a giddy school girl.

I want butt lovin from Elmo

Grimlock also loves a good rimjob, I gave him an oil change one day and he loved when I licked his residue off. He came right in my mouth. Then I let him give me a dirty Sanchez. I asked him if he could give me a flaming one but he didnt have to shit again.

Thats a mighty fine ass you got there. Got to go to the restroom now

I for one am going. I wouldnt miss this for the world. I need to get KH his exclusives or he will kick my ass.

Anyway, I hope I run into Amy Allen so I can masturbate on her after Mrs. Chuxter knocks her down.

k1dhuman wrote:I've thought about it and I take it back. Dell you are cool in my book. And my book is the new Playgirl with Orlando Bloom on the cover, if you get my drift.

I have that issue, but nothing makes me beat my meat like the Bill Murray Centerfold.

I built Giant man