the vynsane asylum

I had a mustache once. It was a new sensation that spread out from my upper lip to the rest of my body. It gave me a saavy kind of feeling. A suave kind of feeling. A MUSTACHE FEELING! It turned out the mustache was in love with a beard. That's cool. The mustache was cool. But, it didn't make me co...

You know gang, when you're a superhero, you never know where the day will take you. You may find yourself halfway around the world, in the shark infested waters of true-to-life living... or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge. You can't know, can you? No! You've got to ride ...

I searched through the archives and found this Rollo person. He appears to be some sort of earth-2 version of EP, but his only two posts are quite peculiar... FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER. Is this a reference to the Ms Teen USA map girl? Dell Rusk's cum dumpster, Amy? Calamity Jane? Sweetrain? I can't...