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by Snarf
Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:46 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Write another forumite's online dating profile....
Replies: 8
Views: 7522

Re: Write another forumite's online dating profile....

Looking for someone who's so well-hung he can suck his own Sword of OmensTM, snarf snarf? Well, snarf, since JabbaJohnL can do that, he doesn't really need you, snarf. But maybe you can call him anyway, snarf snarf, and you can talk about Star Wars or something. Snarf snarf.
by Snarf
Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:28 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 19072

Re: happy new year!

Oh boy, snarf snarf! Bend on over, Zaphod! I've got a 12-inch Sword of OmensTM that I'm going to break off in that ass, snarf snarf!
by Snarf
Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:20 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Replies: 257
Views: 106021

Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

anarky wrote:Either that or he's blowing Snarf.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES! Snarf, snarf, SNNNNAAAAAAARRRRFFF!!!!
by Snarf
Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:09 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Thundercats HOOOOOOOO!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 4620

Re: Thundercats HOOOOOOOO!!!

I hate this fucking show, snarf snarf. Don't these fucktard 'writers' know I can talk? Snarf, snarf!
by Snarf
Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:36 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: any of you on fuckbook?
Replies: 20
Views: 6704

Re: any of you on fuckbook?

I'm on Fuckbook, snarf snarf. You should look me up so we can have a good time, snarf. My username is "the_inverted_cunt_69." Snarf, snarf!
by Snarf
Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:52 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 71179

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

I'll second that emotion, snarf snarf. The rent is too damn high, snarf!

Listen! Lion-O's stomach is growling, snarf snarf. You gotta listen like I do, snarf.
by Snarf
Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:24 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Character Christmas Special
Replies: 8
Views: 5176

Re: Character Christmas Special

I'd be happy to participate, snarf snarf, only, on Thundara, we're all Jewish, snarf snarf. Anyone who claims the messiah has come believes in a two-thousand-year-old lie, snarf snarf. But I'll be happy to wish you a happy Channakuh, snarf!
by Snarf
Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:28 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!
Replies: 22
Views: 10333

Re: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!

Must... not... die... before... warning... others... snarf... snarf. Attacked in bathroom... by shadowy figure... snarf snarf... carrying a bottle of... Massengill... snarf snarf. Bleeding badly... snarf snarf... from asshole... snarf snarf. I fear... the Douche Cyberwar... may have begun... snarf....
by Snarf
Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:59 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I don't believe we've properly met
Replies: 18
Views: 5993

Re: I don't believe we've properly met

The Griz sucks a mean cock, snarf snarf.
by Snarf
Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:39 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Challenge to Vynsane
Replies: 31
Views: 14134

Re: Challenge to Vynsane

Lion-OTM beat this Metaphysician six times last week alone, snarf snarf.
by Snarf
Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:44 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Sing, sing a song
Replies: 24
Views: 23859

Sing, sing a song

Holy Diver, snarf snarf You've been down too long in the midnight sea Oh what's becoming of me, snarf snarf Ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he's clean, snarf snarf Oh don't you see what I mean Gotta get away, snarf snarf Holy Diver, yeah, snarf snarf Got Shiny diamonds, snarf sn...
by Snarf
Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:55 pm
Forum: the daily scribble
Topic: taking requests
Replies: 51
Views: 73514

Re: taking requests

Can you draw me next, snarf snarf?
by Snarf
Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:55 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: What do you danged furners think...
Replies: 45
Views: 7803

Re: What do you danged furners think...

I still can't make any sense of your system, snarf snarf. But I cast my vote yesterday in Georgia, snarf snarf. Romney all the way, snarf snarf!
by Snarf
Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Giuliani fucking scares me
Replies: 13
Views: 2277

Re: Giuliani fucking scares me

I'm voting for Ron Paul, snarf snarf.
by Snarf
Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:58 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Boy, do I hate peaches.
Replies: 2
Views: 959

Re: Boy, do I hate peaches.

Me too, snarf snarf. They give me gas, snarf snarf.