the vynsane asylum

Profile #7: NAMBLAMAN Real Name: Roger Urass Other Aliases: None First Appearance: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:52 pm Known Relatives: Who Knows? Species: Claims to Be Human Height: Short Weight: Fat Eyes: Unknown Hair: Covered by a Stupid Costume Strength Level: Not Strong Enough to Fight Like a Man Superhu...

can anyone give me the cliffs notes of what is going on with all these weird cartoon characters? are there people who just register cartoon characters for some reason? It would be my pleasure. Or maybe The Watcher will get off his lazy ass and answer you. Fuck you. Zaphod, what follows is the least...

Profile #6: URSA MINOR Real Name: Boo Boo Bear Other Aliases: None First Appearance: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:47 pm Known Relatives: The Bear Minimum Species: Bear Height: Shorter than the average bear Weight: Shorter than the average bear Eyes: Black Hair: If by "hair," you mean "fur,&quo...

Profile #5: THE GRIZ Real Name: Unknown Other Aliases: Noe First Appearance: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:49 am Known Relatives: None Species: Blue-tinted polar bear Height: Average bear Weight: Average bear Eyes: Black Hair: If by "hair," you mean "fur," then Blue Strength Level: Pretty ...

Fuck with MY thread will ya? I don't think so.... Profile #4: ZERO Code Name: Zero Real Name: (Born) Zedediah Ephraim Roman O'Shaunessy, (adopted) Zee Morse Other Aliases: August Pinkerton, Agent of S.P.A.N.K., The Maharaji of Deo Jinja, Q-Bert Jr., William T. Bannenfry, Louie Armstrong, Digby Ipsw...

Profile #3: ROGUE II Real Name: Dewey Mayhew Randy Other Aliases: That Guy Who Sucks Cock For Fun First Appearance: Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:46 am Known Relatives: Bruce McGillicutty (husband; marriage only recognized in Massachusetts and Hawaii) Species: Human, white male Height: 4'-7" Weight: 543...

What, you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you? Fuck you! Suck my fucking dick! You be ripping off the fucking kids while they be paying their hard-earned money to read about the forumites they want to know about; printing lies, starting controversy! You wanna antagonize me? Antagoni...

Profile #2: THE GRIN Real Name: Classified Other Aliases: None known First Appearance: Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:54 am Known Relatives: The Growl (former pet), The Gap (cousin), Shit Eating Grin (cousin), Grin N Bearit (relationship unknown) Species: Human, (presumably) white male Height: Unknown Weight:...

Profile #1: JAMAICA BOB Real Name: Larry, the guy from accounting Other Aliases: Pencil necked geek. First Appearance: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:20 pm Known Relatives: none Species: Human, white male Height: 5'-9" Weight: 175 lbs. Eyes: brown Hair: Brown Occupation: Accountant His key weakness is spe...

Greetings, humans. My name is Uatu. I am of the Watchers. Ours is a simple task: we must watch the proceedings throughout the universe, and never interfere. Well, unless Reed Richards is in trouble, and Joe Q says it's okay. Then we interfere a whole hell of a lot. But mostly, we watch. It's really...