the vynsane asylum

As the fourth member of our Presidential Bridge Club, I just popped in to remind you we'll be having a game later with Ladies Auxiliary. Mrs. Funtime wanted me to remind you she's bringing a seafood dish of some sort, so don't fill up beforehand.

*sigh* Harrumph.

No no. No need to wish me a pleasant birthday! I'll be spending the day with my wonderful children Ruth, Esther, Marion, Richard, and Francis! And then later, Frances Folsom Cleveland, my wife (and yes, I address her by her full name every time I speak to her) gives me my once a year "Birthday ...

A smashing idea for a March, wot! I'd wager John T. Morgan will oppose just to be a snit.

A million seems a bit tosh though. I don't believe there are a million people on the planet. Certainly not a million hirsute gentlemen.

Harrumph!!

Republican party be damned! A Democratic vote is a vote for democracy! hah! Argue with THAT logic Arthur! What ho!

I bid you good day sir.

I can't see that Image, Abe. But all I got was a lousy town in Ohio named after me. Seriously, what kind of name is Browns for a sporting team? Detroit gets the Lions. Cincinatti gets the Bengals. Baltimore gets the Colts and the Ravens. And I get the Browns? And then to top it off...their uniforms ...