the vynsane asylum

Speaking of creepy shit. Señor Assbutt has texted me pics of his 'turtle heads'. That is LITERALLY creepy shit. Not much creeps me out anymore. Not after that. And now I share them with you all, my friends, for no animal fights with its creeping harder and more thanklessly for the anal freedom of a...

Today is the day that the gringos celebrate the birth of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., one of the greatest fighters in the ongoing war on anal tyranny. As Dr. King once said after an especially hard bowel movement that took him an entire hour (not counting reading time), "Freed my as, freed my ...

Free your poops from colonic slavery! For, as is written in the Bumunist Manifesto, a fart is naught but the cry of an imprisoned turd. Release the turd, and it shall not cry out, so there will be no fart. And we all know that there is nothing so nasty as a fart that lingers long after the vacuum c...

I know that sometimes the doon sticks to your ass after a messy shit. You may think, "Will my ass ever be clean again?" and consider simply pulling your pants up though there are still streaks on the toilet paper after ten or twelve wipes. Compadres, persevere! It is worth the effort to c...

Freedom is the inherent right of all people, for all of us have two buttcheeks and a star-shaped asshole in the middle. Well, except for hideous mutants born without an ass, but they wouldn't be able to poop and would die of blood poisoning within a few days, so keep those disgusting freaks in a ca...