the vynsane asylum

I know what you mean, kidhuman. I've taken many a dong in the butt, but it'll be nice to dish it out for a change.

BTW, vyn, I thought you changed my name to "Ram." What gives?

Her boner gives me boobies!

This morning, I woke up and went to the shitter, where I passed a 12-inch turd perfectly shaped like JabbaJohnL's dick. I wonder if the interior of my colon was stretched to that shape when he fell asleep with his cock in my asshole last night. If that's the case, I bet he has some pre-molded shits ...

Just do what I do--send her in the other room where my wife is getting it on with The Grip and/or The Grin, and let her explain it.

I got to meet Jonathan the other day. Nice kid. Apparently Snigtad wanted to take him to the prom and he said no, so Snigtad started spreading rumors about him. He's not gay. He's bi. I should know. The kid definitely prefers women, but he had no problem with me sucking his cock.

It didn't report the fire in my pants when I saw Cher was going to be performing at Caesar's Palace.

Welcome back, buddy. We've all missed you.

So, mabudon, you never got back to me about me, your butt, and some grape jelly....

Why would you all want to watch that? :lol: Shit, I'd get HBO just to see that! Maybe you can bring one of your friends, and you can all stay at my place. I have some crotchless panties that I bet you'd look good in. Ooh, I'm all a-tingle just thinking about it. I'm going to be picturing your head ...

I'll try. I was dumbfounded when I first saw it, and rear-ended the guy in the car in front of me. It was really tough to explain what happened to the cops while I had a raging boner. I don't want to have a wreck every day when in the presence of such awe-inspiring loveliness.

I'm flattered. But I've already decided that if I'm to plow that forbidden field, my man of choice will be mabudon. He has a nice butt.

Meh. The shot of Aragorn's bare ass was more interesting.

I went down on the Las Vegas Strip last night looking for an X-Box. I found a middle-aged, chain smoking lady who said she had a Triple-X Box for $50. So, I said, "Hell yeah!" The bitch took my money, and she gave me a really mediocre lay and a bad case of crabs. But she left without givin...