the vynsane asylum

mE AM BE SORRY. mE AM PREFER GUYS.

mE AM STILL HAVE CDs AND NOT UPGRADE YET TO TAPE. tOOK TOO SHORT TIME TO UPGRADE ALL OLD MP3s. aND NOW ME AM HEAR THEY HAVE RECORD! tHIS PROGRESS AM GO TOO SLOW FOR ME.

yOU SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO jUDAS pRIEST. yOU AM SHOULD LISTEN TO eNYA. sHE AM GOOD. sHE AM ROCK HARD. mE AM BE LIKE TO BUY CRACK FROM bIZARRO JJREASON AND GET LOW LISTEN TO HER.

gOODBYE, jARGO. mE AM NOT HAPPY TO NOT SEE YOU. mE AM THINK YOU AM BE SAME AS bIZARRO jARGO. hE AM LADIES' MAN SENATOR FROM sOUTH cAROLINA WHO AM BE VOTE AGAINST GAY RIGHT. mE AM LIKE HIM BETTER THAN YOU. aM ME PRAISE YOU OR INSULT? mE AM ALWAYS SO SURE SINCE ME AM NEVER BE SPEAK IN OPPOSITE.

tHIS MOVIE AM BE SUCK SO HARD i AM CRY LIKE LITTLE BABY AND DEMAND MONEY BACK. iT AM SUCK AND BITE WHILE SUCK AND AM NO SWALLOW.

mE AM GOING TO POST PICTURE OF MY GIRLFRIEND. sHE AM WILLING TO TAKE ALL SORT OF PICTURE FOR YOU. hERE SHE IS; SHE AM BE HOT!!

sOMETHING NOT LIKE THIS AM HAPPEN IN bIZARRO wORLD. bIZARRO sTINKY cHINKY TRY TO LAND cHINA ON BOAT BUT tHE gHOST OF bIZARRO sLICKER AM BE SAY NO-NO.

dO YOU AM BE GET TO EAT MEAT? mE AM BE LOVE MEAT. iF YOU AM HAVE EXTRA, SEND SOME TO mEXICO FOR ME.

tHAT AM BE HOW ALL PLANE AM BE LOOK IN bIZARRO wORLD. wE AM DRIVE THEM ON GROUND THOUGH BECAUSE AIRPLANES SHOULD AM BE NOT FLY.

oN THE TENTH DAY OF cHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE AM BE GETTING FROM ME:

tEN BIG STEAK SANDWICHES.

pHILIP wISE AM BE FOR BEING VERY NICE MAN, HE AM BE KING OF bIZARRO wORLD BECAUSE WE AM BE VOTE HIM BE KING, BUT HE AM VERY HUMBLE AND HIM BE TURN DOWN THRONE. wHY YOU AM BE LIKE pHILIP, ME AM KNOW HE AM NICE. wE AM ALL BE FRIEND TO iNACTION oFFLINE IN bIZARRO wORLD, THEY AM LIKE TO FIGHT FOR INDEPE...

tHAT AM BE LEAST DISGUSTING THINK mE AM BE FOR BEING READING ALL NIGHT!