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[Uatu the Watcher]

Profile #6:
URSA MINOR

Real Name: Boo Boo Bear
Other Aliases: None
First Appearance: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:47 pm
Known Relatives: The Bear Minimum
Species: Bear
Height: Shorter than the average bear
Weight: Shorter than the average bear
Eyes: Black
Hair: If by "hair," you mean "fur," then Brown
Strength Level: Weaker than the average bear
Superhuman Powers: None, he's a fuckin' bear.
Skills: Well-versed in sidekick ettiquite and Park Ranger awareness
Occupation: Sidekick
Team Affiliation: Baltimore Orioles
Weapons & Equipment: Bow tie

Yogi Bear's bow-tie wearing best buddy, Boo Boo has to bear with his friend's picnic basket pilfering ways. A cautious cub, Boo Boo would really rather not steal from unsuspecting Jellystone Park visitors. But Boo Boo usually ends up going along with Yogi’s plans, which always involve avoiding the attention of Ranger Smith. Boo Boo's definitely a candidate for Co-Dependents Anonymous.

After a terrible fire destroyed most of Jellystone, Boo Boo was separated for Yogi. He managed to get internet access at a Ranger station and googled Bears. The internet search led him to vynsane.com, where he found Ursa Major. Boo Boo decided that Yogi must be using some sort of code, and truly believes that Ursa Major is his buddy Yogi.

[Uatu the Watcher]

Profile #7:
NAMBLAMAN

Real Name: Roger Urass
Other Aliases: None
First Appearance: Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:52 pm
Known Relatives: Who Knows?
Species: Claims to Be Human
Height: Short
Weight: Fat
Eyes: Unknown
Hair: Covered by a Stupid Costume
Strength Level: Not Strong Enough to Fight Like a Man
Superhuman Powers: Knows Every Episode of Smurfs by Heart
Skills: Trust Me. You Don't Want to Know.
Occupation: Prevert.
Team Affiliation: Washington Redskins
Weapons & Equipment: Don't Ask.

Namblaman was found dead yesterday after he fell into a blender, or something. It doesn't matter. I say he's dead, and what I say goes. So eat it, Richards.