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JimJabMonds · Post by **JimJabMonds** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:44 pm

On Wednesday, Cesar called me up and told me he had an extra ticket to the Alice Cooper concert, and did I want to go. Hell yeah, I wanted to go! So we saw a fucking awesome concert, and we were both high afterward and had yesterday off, so we went to Cesar's house to watch an all-night marathon of the Star Wars prequels. So that was about seven hours, with us just sitting there watching these great movies and sucking down kiwi-strawberry Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers, and we were still pretty jazzed from the concert so we started watching Season One of Deadwood.

About the time that Bulloch starting banging Mrs Garrett, I noticed that the wine cooler (probably my fortieth of the evening, and I was getting a rather decent buzz) had a pubic hair on it! I pointed it out to Cesar, and he said sometimes he jacks off into the bottles, and he must've gotten them mixed up. I was still high, and I kept drinking it. Then Cesar said that since I'd already had the wine cooler with come in it, I should give him a blowjob. And he reminded me that he'd gotten the tickets, and he called me a stupid bitch. And I thought, I've always been curious about this, and when else will I be in a situation like this. So, I took him up on his offer. Had I had about twenty fewer wine coolers, I might not have.

So now I'm wondering: does this make me gay?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:46 pm

No, JibJab. Cesar is a cool enough guy, you can suck him off all you want - no one will think you're gay.

Cesar - you owe me $20.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:10 pm

JimJabMonds wrote:does this make me gay?

Yes.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:38 pm

anarky wrote:
JimJabMonds wrote:does this make me gay?
Yes.

Seconded

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:55 am

Thirded.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:22 pm

Fourthdededted.

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:45 pm

Gay people suck dick because they are gay.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:04 pm

I'm pretty sure that unless you a doctor, if you touch another dude's dick, you're gay.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:47 pm

Rogue II wrote:I'm pretty sure that unless you a doctor, if you touch another dude's dick, you're gay.

And sometimes the doctor excuse dont cut it

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:55 am

True. Even if JimJabMonds was a doctor, this incident didn't sound like any sort of medical procedure. Fifthed.

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