Citizens, after weeks of churning through the... evidence, the Bat-computer has unveiled a significant clue. You may... recall a typically... stupid post that Dell Rusk made just after the Action Online coup:
Dell Rusk wrote:HA HA HA I REMMEBER WHEN I SAYED THAT AND THE FAKE SNIGTAD FLORNBI DOES NOT, HE IS A FAGG, THIS WAS MY FIRSST GOOD BURN ON THAT GAYWADSHIT MADUBON!!
ALL HELL DOOSHE!!
Well, citizens, after processing at a blinding rate of 56 kbps, the Bat-computer has ascertained that this post was edited immediately after it was posted. The Bat-computer has been able to reconstruct the... original wording, which was no doubt corrected to sound more... flornbish:
Blimey, Snigtad Flornbi, y'silly Yankee sot! You're more bleeding annoying than that bugger Daniel Radcliffe when I'm trying to get snuggly with Emma! Criminy, ye blasted daft twat. Being in the same room as ye makes me so sick to me stomach, I can barely stomach me spot of tea!
Now, this ascertains my earlier Bat-deduction that Dell Rusk is an... impostor and not a... clone of the real Snigtad Flornbi, as he has claimed. This is not nearly enough information at this point, but I'm confident that the Bat-computer can unmask this impish impostor by this Bat-time two weeks from now.
Last edited by Batman on Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.
56 kbps? Wow. I picked up a wristwatch yesterday for $5 at Target, and I think it's a few thousand times faster than your Bat-Computer. It doesn't have the capability to backup information on 8-track, though, so you may not be interested.
There's one really burning question here: Is Mark Millar going to take credit for this shit, or will he use a pseudonym? This is some really stupid shit here. This makes Civil War look like a masterpiece of planning and storytelling. Hell, I'd even be surprised if Liefeld wrote something this bad.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
anarky wrote:56 kbps? Wow. I picked up a wristwatch yesterday for $5 at Target, and I think it's a few thousand times faster than your Bat-Computer. It doesn't have the capability to backup information on 8-track, though, so you may not be interested.
You think that's slow? Try writing to crystals!
There's one really burning question here: Is Mark Millar going to take credit for this shit, or will he use a pseudonym? This is some really stupid shit here. This makes Civil War look like a masterpiece of planning and storytelling. Hell, I'd even be surprised if Liefeld wrote something this bad.
I believe he is going by the name "Alan Smithee".
In brighter news, I have found the means by which the Romulans are absconding with our forums - though I was imprisoned there for decades, I had not thought it possible: the Romulans are using their cloaking technology and a crudely constructed Phantom Zone Projector to cast our precious posts into the great abyss. I admit to a bit of trepidation, as Phantom Zone Projection is at best dangerous and at worst cataclysmic, but my imprisonment be damned - I MUST RETREIVE THOSE POSTS!
Batman wrote:
Now, this ascertains my earlier Bat-deduction that Dell Rusk is an... impostor and not a... clone of the real Snigtad Flornbi, as he has claimed. This is not nearly enough information at this point, but I'm confident that the Bat-computer can unmask this impish impostor by this Bat-time two weeks from now.
I'm guessing it is Colonel Mustard, in the study, with the candlestick.
Ach mein herr! So zees means zat Zee Grin undt Ah have been wrongfailly dayprivaing Dell Rusk's mothair of sweet loving? Come, Zee Grin! Vee have veeks of lovemahking to catch up on, non?
Welcome, citizens. I hope your Thanksgiving was as... yummy as mine.
While I was enjoying cranberry sauce, the Bat-computer has been processing away. I returned... this morning to find that it had deduced the identity of Dell Rusk.
Dell Rusk's true name is... Rupert Grint. Whatever... that may mean. Does this name hold meaning for any of you?
