Guess what?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:23 pm

CHICKEN BUTT!!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!

YOU'RE IT!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:48 pm

Guess what? Im getting my nuts chopped in less than 4 days.

POOOOOOOOOT. Im still it. Fucking shit.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 2:34 am

You're a brave man, JJ. But at least now you can flood the cave with no worries. And if you "do it" enough, the money you save on profalactics will make up for the cost of the surgery!!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:59 am

Free up here, man. This is purely for deviant masochistic fun. That and the old lady made me.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:52 am

Dude you have any kids? I hope so. My condolences.

Flood the cave.....LMAO

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:32 am

"... there, the crevasse - FILL it... with your mighty JUICE!!!!"

-a tenacious d tribute to jjr's boys...

you have kids, i know that... but are you putting any man sauce on ice, just in case she gets a hankerin' for another nine months of blimpdom?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:49 pm

Not gonna happen. Jodi's never going to have another no matter what, and I don't think I'd need anymore if I ever had another wife or anything.

KH - I have one boy and one girl. Just right.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:45 pm

Well, it'd done. Except for the nasty jab in the left nut right at the beginning, the whole thing was relatively painless. Uncomfortable at times, but not really painful. 24 hrs after the fact, and I still haven't swelled up or anything shitty like that, so I think it's going to be okay. In 3 months Im supposed to go in and toss one off to make sure it worked, then I can do whatever (and presumable whoever) I want without risk of pregnancy!!!!!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:11 am

Well congats Jim. My best to you. You really have to wait for 3 months?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:29 am

Apparently. Not sure why, but I guess if the miracle healing is going to take place, it'll be within the first 3 months. I'll tell you what, if I pull one off and there's sperm in there, I'll be some kind of choked. I'll be sticking a fucking needle in that doctor's nut for payback.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:51 pm

So, if you dont bust a nut, when do you stop? Does it stay solid forever? I will never get one of those.......fuck that......I like my balls and tubes in tact. Brave Man Jim, Brave Man

Oh, and if the doctor screwed u, sue him first, then stick the needle into his pee hole.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:48 pm

Now that would be uncomfortable.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:48 pm

I always thought you still bust a nut, just without any little guys swimming in the sauce. If vasectomy = no orgasm, NOBODY would get them. Life's too short not to blow a load evey day.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Oct 30, 2003 10:30 pm

Guess what? Back when I was in Grade 7, I banged my first chick. Her name was Kitty, and she used to have to use her mutant power to phase part of her pussy every time I shoved my cock in there - because It was so big, even when I was 13.

What?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:12 pm

Guess what. My wife has never heard the expression Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle until yesterday. Anyway, I got home from work and she started telling me that the morning show on one of the radio stations was talking about camel toes on women at the gym. She aparently thought it was pretty funny.