Would you do it? (The hypothetical question thread)

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:20 pm

For the talk show question, I say hot damn yes. I don't really care about Connelly, she can go to Anarky; I'll just take Beckinsale for the whole week.

You could star in the SW TV show, but you'd have to fuck Lucas's daughters every day for two months and release the pics. Yes or no?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:43 pm

Hell no. Too embarrassing. I'd never be in a SW TV show.

Anyway, are his daughters legal? I've never seen them.

Jennifer Connelly (or actress of your choice) will join in a 3-some with you and your wife/girlfriend and you get a salary of $1 million for a year if you do the weather every day on Good Morning America while a gorilla fucks you in the ass on live TV.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:13 pm

Rogue II wrote:Anyway, are his daughters legal? I've never seen them.

Yes, you have. Kiddie Anakin's fat fugly friends, the fat fugly Twi'lek in the Outlander Bar, and the fat fugly blue senator shooting the shit with Baron "George Lucas" Papanoida.

Anyway, back to the scheduled horseshit.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:23 pm

The Outlander Bar was in the begining of AOTC, right? I haven't seen that movie in at least 2 years (probably more).

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:38 pm

Yes it was.

And no, I wont let Al Roker ravage my buttocks.

You get to sing a song on stage with the band of your choice, but in order to do so, you have to drink 30 pints of HIV infested blood, Yes or No?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:06 pm

No, because I'm not a singer and because jjreason is going to contact the FVZA if anyone says yes to drinking blood.

Not that it matters, but I think there is a difference between a Gorilla and Al Roker.

You get the car of your choice and $1 million if you let Rosanne Barr eat a bean burito and use your face as a toilet. The use of a snorkel is authorized.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:41 pm

I say yes - you'll be known as "that guy," but you'll have a sweet-ass car and a shitload of money, so who cares. And it'll probably be over quick.

You could beat the shit of peaches in any way imaginable, but you first have to live with him for three years and listening to him complain about politics, religion, and the prequels every day. Yes or no?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:23 pm

That's a muthafuckin' hell yes, JJL. It'd be more than worth it.

You have to have a 3 some with Brit and K-Fed (they get back together for my question) where in the end you have to drink K-Fed's love juice as it runs down Brits C-section scar like a cum reservoir and the ultimate prize is the cast of Charlie's Angels (minus Bill Murray. Sorry but with him in it it's a no brainer)...strapping it on for your enjoyment one weekend a month for a year.

Post by **vynsane** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:17 am

um... have you seen the cast of "charlie's angels" recently? other than lucy liu, who's hot, that would be another yearly torture... drew barrymore's alright sometimes, but cameron diaz hasn't been hot since "the mask" - her body's continuously shrinking inward so much that in time she will implode not unlike ren and stimpy in the "space madness" episode...

so, in short... no. i might stomach sitting through watching brit and k-fed do it for the chance to get with lucy liu yearly, or even once... but the rest can sod off...
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robin williams has a secret: he really IS a genie. he will grant you three wishes as long as you rub his lamp. and by lamp i mean cock, and by rub i mean suck. and he'll keep doing the annoying jokes and voice of the genie from walt disney's aladdin while you do it...

so....... would you?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:13 pm

Would you let Rosie O Donnel sit on your face just for a chance to feel up Scarlett Johannson?

Mork · Post by **Mork** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:23 pm

vynsane wrote:robin williams has a secret: he really IS a genie. he will grant you three wishes as long as you rub his lamp. and by lamp i mean cock, and by rub i mean suck. and he'll keep doing the annoying jokes and voice of the genie from walt disney's aladdin while you do it...

so....... would you?

Shuzbut. You know I would. Ar-ar-ar-ar.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:40 pm

Have I mentioned lately that this place is turning into a fucking zoo?

Yep. A fucking zoo.

(Please don't ask how that compares to a petting zoo. If you're even thinking in that direction, you're a goddamned sick fuck.)

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:19 pm

kidhuman wrote:Would you let Rosie O Donnel sit on your face just for a chance to feel up Scarlett Johannson?

There is the new question at hand. Sorry Vyn, I saw the line under your comment and thought it was your sig.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:22 pm

Not so fast, anarky. Mork may be onto something. If he blows a clone of himself that has magical powers, his first wish could be that it never happened. Would that still make him gay? Batman, ask the Bat Computer.

Now if I was cloned, I wouldn't touch the clone-me other than the high-five after I tag team your mother.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:48 pm

Dunno about Robin Williams . . . if I did, I would HAVE to use one of the wishes to be able to go back in time and not have done that, but still retain the other two wishes. However, no, world peace and billions of dollars ain't worth having his chode in my face.

Assuming Rosie is clothed, yes I would do it. I'm not big on Scarlett (she coulda played Snaggletooth) but she has some nice funbags nonetheless.

I can't think of any more questions; someone else think of one.