Kelly Clarkson

[Negative Boy]

Everybody knows American Idol is rigged and Kelly Clarkson won because she had the best fellating technique. She couldn't sing her way out of a paperbag. And from the looks of her, she should be wearing one of those all the time. It's preposterous to think that someone that chubby could become "America's Sweetheart" or whatever the fuck they are referring to her as. It's further proof that the liberal media force feeds its own agenda down the throat of the American public. You shall listen to the singer that "you chose". If, by "you" you mean "the fatcats that run everything" then yeah, plop down those dollars. Ha ha. let me string this rope through the ring in your nose, cattle. Chimps.

[anarky]

Crikey! Ain't she a beaut?

Jinkies!

Zoinks!

Homina, homina, homina.

Yeeeeeeeah, buddy!

Jiminy jilickers!

Thank you, Mr Reason.

Kelly and Aretha Franklin are quite similar, you know. In fact, the only difference is that everyone here has probably never jacked off while thinking about Aretha.

[Antropov]

I just lost a bit of respect for Kelly. Not enough that I still wouldn't fuck her so hard that she'd sound retarded afterward, but enough that I might only rub it to her five days a week now.

[jjreason]

Man, I hate redneck racin' with a passion..... but this might get me to tune in for a minute or two here and there.