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anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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Thanks RB, I figured saying we were high as kites after smoking a giant ball of hashish in a WW2 gas mask would have been a bit too much information for that site .. nonetheless, we often referred to "that time we ate the Star Wars gum" after the event :mabs:
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Holy shit mabs, that is hilarious.
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Are we even allowed to consider stilldick for QotD?

If so he made me laugh quite loud with this:
I've been after Padme's Box for some time, but to no avail yet.
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From a sports website that KH showed me:
uncheels50 wrote:Barbaro died on monday 8 months after his injury.
kidhuman wrote:Gonna head ot Mickey D's and get me a double Barbaro-burger. Yummy.
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SweetRain's (likely futile) attempt to use logic on one of our resident morons is definite QOTD:
SweetRain wrote: SweetRain= WOMAN

Kidhuman = MAN

This equation does not add up to any sort of homosexual behavior.
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Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers so she wouldn't have to stop to urinate, authorities said.
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Couretsy of Slick on the other site...
You're lucky I didn't use tubgirl...
EDIT: KH's follow-up response worthy of an edit:
Tubgirl does not belong here and dont bring that up again.
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From an AIM convo with a friend about titaniums:

some of the newer stuff is new
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from a convo with KH concerning the passing of Anna Nicole Smith and how folks view the death of celebrities
I can't wait for Oprah to die
I respinded with the customary LOL and KH quickly shot back
I'm being totally serious dude

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When I was in Korea, this chick and I were craving Arby's. Unfortunatly, we were about 10,000 miles from the nearest location. We ended up going to the commisarry to get some roast beef and cheese and made our own. Damm, I would have liked to see her tits.

That last sentence makes the whole paragraph funny.
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No kidding, did Slicker write that? :lol:
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jjreason wrote:No kidding, did Slicker write that? :lol:
I wish!

Unfortunately that one goes to RII.
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You have to understand, she looked sort of like Octavia on Rome, except she had C or D cups. Not to mention she shared porn, would tell me when she was going to play with herself, and read Penthouse Letters. She went as far as borrowing my cam-corder so she could make a little video for her husband.
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Rogue II wrote:husband.
That single word tells me that she's a cock tease and probably gets off doing shit like this. I know several of them here.
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Courtesy of Cappy at the other site:
CaptainSolo1138 wrote:I don't understand what the allure of super skinny chicks is. I'd rather save the money and just bang a garbage bag full of coat hangers.
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