ONLY FAGS LIEK TOYS!!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:14 pm

TOYS R 4 BABYES U DUM FUCKS I CLOASED ALL THE THREDS GAY WADS!!

ALL HAIL ACTIONONLINE!!!!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:33 pm

Well my friend, you must be gay because according to my records, you ordered several items from The Grin Brand™ Adult Toy line, including "the Howitzer", "the Minute Man", and "the Violator". Normally, we don't get many orders for those because they are from what we call "the Heavy Duty" line. And, we don't get many orders from men, so your order sticks out.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:31 pm

Actually, Dell, toys can be quite useful in an encounter between two consenting adults. Take Poison Ivy, for instance. Whoopie with her is always enjoyable... but throw in some toys, and she becomes an animal.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:12 pm

Anybody see the new TMNT toys for the new movie? My son's birthday is coming up and I got him the four turtles because he got the original live action DVD for christmas. Then i got Leonardo just to open him up and see if he was cool. Now I might get the other three.

Why is this in here? I don't need to give you a reason bitch. Talk about Turtles!

jjraeson · Post by **jjraeson** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:05 pm

I like toys, and I am not a fagg, eh? Under Canadian law, if you have anal intercourse with another man fewer than five times a week, you are still considered to be heterosexual.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:47 pm

Now all I need is Michelangelo. Sorry I've sorta co-opted this as the new TMNT toy thread, but it seemed like a perfectly good topic going to waste because of that douche Amy fucker Dell/Rupert.

And Snigtad Flornbi is a grandpa fucking father fucker who fucks his mother. You fucker.

Rob Liefeld · Post by **Rob Liefeld** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:20 pm

The converse of Snigtad's statement is not true. I am a fagg, and I don't like toys. Well, except for dildoes.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:21 pm

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:02 pm

Amen to that.

gothiczartan · Post by **gothiczartan** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:37 pm

Need ALL NEW SCULPT DELL RUSK, thirty points of articulation and removeable dildo in his but, this is a must Hasbro, you must make this or I will kick you!

Sambo · Post by **Sambo** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:49 pm

gothiczartan wrote:Need ALL NEW SCULPT DELL RUSK, thirty points of articulation and removeable dildo in his but, this is a must Hasbro, you must make this or I will kick you!

HONKY NEEDS TO SHUT DE FUCK UP!!

Double_G · Post by **Double_G** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:06 pm

gothiczartan wrote:Need ALL NEW SCULPT DELL RUSK, thirty points of articulation and removeable dildo in his but, this is a must Hasbro, you must make this or I will kick you!

We already got that, except for the dildo.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:34 am

Wow!

That really WAS gay. Can Rupert sue them for emasculating him like that? I would.

93.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:17 pm

Jeezum fuck! He looks like an old lady.

the vynsane asylum

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