Happy 5th Anniversary!!

[anarky]

I dunno. This is new to me. In the past, she was Kristine Nowack and an old Chinese woman with grillz.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I don't see how this can be . . . Trudy is way cooler than Slicker's Mom. Plus, she went to a sperm bank to get a baby, and we all know Slicker's Mom could've just collected all the jizz on her face and put it in her vag.

[Starscream]

Dead fleshlings? Yawn. Reactivate me from slumber mode when something interesting happens. (Unless it's that prick Michael Bay.)

[Zero]

So Ross, Madden and Simmons are all busy fruit fucking somewhere?

I see Doom and Richards are in the Negative Zone closet testing some Unstable Molecule Condom that Richards thought up. DOOM really does like his cock in other people's mouths.

Batman and Robin are busy feeding "clues" into their Bat-Computer. Whatever that means. Is the First National Bank of Gotham safe?


Orbsah....? Thanks for the Hot Pocket. It was delicious. Now go build me a railroad, bitch.

[Orbsah Stealth Ninja]

Hooooo. You rika Hot Pocket, ha? You no want me to buird lairload, that Stinky Chinky job. I ninja.

[DeadEye]

Eternal Padawan is dead?

How sad... NOT! The guy was a dickweed. He sucked dicks because he was a gay, and thats what gay's do, they suck dicks. Natalie might be upset that he's dead, though. She thought he was funny. She might not be in the mood to give me head (as she usually does two or three times a day) after I tell her about this.

[Rob Liefeld]

Wow. This is too bad! EP bought a lot of my comics way back when, and he'll be missed.

How's it hanging, Zero?

[Zero]

Go fuck yourself Rob. I found someone decent to draw me. His names is Rags Morales.


Oh, Double Burn Bitch!!

[The Tick]

Death. The eternal blink; a capricious dance of 'now you stop movin' forever.'

[anarky]

Great, another stupid character.

Zero, that was a great thread. I'm not sure what's funny: Rob posting there and using almost Snigtadian spelling and grammar, or Rags totally ripping on him in MASSIVE LETTERS.

That is comedy right there. Totally unprofessional, but comedy. And Rags could beat Rob in a draw-off even with both his hands removed.

[vynsane]

And Rags could beat Rob in a draw-off even with both his hands removed.

not really saying very much there. my 8 month old daughter could beat rob in a draw-of even if she only had a messy diaper to draw with.

[Rob Liefeld]

I challenge your daughter to a draw-off!

I will not be taking up Morales' challenge as he is realy sucky and I would not want to beat him too bad.

[Zero]

I challenge your wife to a blow job-off with her sisters. The top three finishers win an all expense paid trip to me blowing a load on their face.

[Auxiliary]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[GalvaTricks]

EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING ACCORDING TO PLAN.

ETERNAL PADAWAN WAS BAD COMEDY.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....