mY nEWEST bOOK: iN sTORES now!

[Bizarro The Grin]

a LOT OF MY HEART AND SOUL, AS WELL AS MY SEMEN AND SOME OF YOUR DAD'S SALIVA THAT i JUST COULDN'T GET OUT OF THE SEMEN, HAS GONE INTO MY LATEST MASTERPIECE.

bE SURE TO BUY TWELVE COPIES! eSPECIALLY YOU, aNARKY.

[anarky]

Y'know, I always pictured Bizarro the Grin as a Jack Nicholson action figure, not as a look-alike.

Wait a sec--judging from the blurb at the bottom, does that mean you finally finished Inside Your Father's Fanny? And does that mean you'll stop posting excerpts that make us sick?

(Seriously, I wonder why I click on threads when I see this dickweed started them.)

[Jack Nicholson]

I fully endorse my likeness for Mr. The Grin's book on the condition that I get a percentage of the profit and all royalties from the film adaptation.

[Double_G]

I think someone may be muscling in on Bizarro the Grin's turf.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/ ... mea=229474

[anarky]

Figures they'd rip off something else. They wouldn't know funny if it bit them on their collective asses. And by "asses," I mean heads. Because they're all assheads.

[Double_G]

SNL has gotten funny again, 'Nark. I know. I couldn't believe it either, but they've picked themselves up out of the slump they had been in since Will Ferrell left.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

The first 90 seconds of every SNL skit are hilarious. But then the sketch goes on to long and becomes disorganized and unfocused. Like those Adam Samberg videos. Start out funny, then devolve into "I should have changed the channel after the first 30 seconds"

[anarky]

I have to respectfully disagree, GG. I watch a few minutes occasionally to see if they have made even a partial comeback. Sadly, the answer is always no.

That Clinton skit everyone made such a fucking big deal about was one of the lamest I've ever seen. Anyone other than some twit blowing Lorne Michaels who wrote shit like that would be forcibly ejected from any producer he submitted it to. It was so predictable, I could see everything coming a full ten seconds beforehand.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I think that it's recently been quite good. The Jonah Hill episode was damn hilarious. The Amy Adams one was kind of hit or miss.

[Double_G]

Well, credit has to be given where credit is due. The Jonah Hill episode was funny mostly because Jonah Hill was the host. That skit where he was the Jewish kid in the Chinese restaurant was hilarious. But the Weekend Update brought some laughs as well.

[Bizarro The Grin]

bOOK SIGNING AT ukwILDcAT'S HOUSE, RIGHT AFTER i'M DONE EATING SUPPER WITH HIS DAD. wE'RE BOTH HAVING bOSTON-STYLE MAN CHOWDER.

[Zero]

BOOK SIGNINGS IN ENGLAND? DO THEY HAVE BOOKS IN ENGLAND?

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

England? UKWildcat is a good American patriot.

[Zero]

NOSIR. U.K. STANDS FOR UNITED KINGDOM, WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR GREAT BRITAIN, WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR ENGLAND, WHICH (LITTLE KNOWN FACT HERE) IS ANOTHER NAME FOR FRANCE.

YOU, LINDQUIST, ARE BANNED FOR BEING A TOOL. THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES. FORGOT I WAS A MODERATOR, DIDN'T YOU SISSY BOY?

LINDQUIST CAN GO TUG IT IN THE BASEMENT FOR A FEW DAYS AND THINK ABOUT OPENING HIS FILTHY TRAP IN FRONT OF HIS BETTERS.







I CAN RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

In this case, fuckstick, UK stands for University of Kansas or Kentucky or some shit like that.

Now YOU can go tug it.