uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - The Kiss Army fan club has an enthusiastic new recruit: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.
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Rice was in the Swedish capital Thursday for an international conference on Iraq. Kiss had a sold-out concert to play Friday.
"I was thrilled," Rice said of her late-night encounter with Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and bandmates Paul Stanley, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer in the executive lounge of the Sheraton Hotel where they signed autographs and handed out backstage passes and T-shirts to her staff.
"It was really fun to meet Kiss and Gene Simmons," she told reporters, noting that they seemed well-informed about current events. The band had asked if she could stop by after she finished dinner with the Swedish foreign minister and Rice readily agreed, she said.
Rice, a classically trained pianist, said she has eclectic musical tastes ranging from Beethoven to Bruce Springsteen.
Hard rockers such as Kiss are included in the mix, and Rice said her favorite Kiss tune is "Rock and Roll All Nite."
But, Rice conceded, she has never seen the band in concert.
If you needed further proof that Condoleeza Rice is a white man, this is it. She's a Kiss fan, and Gene Simmons didn't try to bang her.
Of course, her favorite tune is the one even grandmas can name, so this reporter is guessing she'd never heard anything else by them before.
Well, Gene does look like he's giving her the once-over. "Is this a chick, or what?"
I think the best part is kinda hidden in the article: "she has eclectic musical tastes ranging from Beethoven to Bruce Springsteen." How bad must it feel for one of your musical idols to publicly slam you on a regular basis? C'mon, the dude's recorded whole albums about how much he hates Bush & Co.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Newsbot wrote:Of course, her favorite tune is the one even grandmas can name, so this reporter is guessing she'd never heard anything else by them before.
That's hardly a valid assumption. I know and love all of their songs. I love "Rock and Roll All Night," and I love that slow song they did, and I love "Your Kiss Is on My List," and I really love that song they did with Art of Noise back in the 80s.
