Oh, man, how the hell do I explain this one?

[arnaky]

So last night, Bizarro the Grin and Bizzaro the Grip stop by. I think everyone else is asleep, so we go out in the garage. We're really getting into it; I'm getting double-teamed, with Bizarro the Grin fucking my ass and me blowing Bizzaro the Grip. Then Bizzaro the Grip says, "O-ho, Senor Bizarro El Grin, por favor no fuck his ass so hard. It is tickling my knob when we bump los dicks in the middle, ho-ho!" And I think that's fucking hilarious, and I start laughing my ass off. And I heard someone else sorta chuckle. And then I hear, "Daddy, I don't get it. What's so funny?"

Man, how can I tell my daughter about the joys of getting fucked by two Bizarros at once without scarring her for life?

[Rouge II]

Just do what I do--send her in the other room where my wife is getting it on with The Grip and/or The Grin, and let her explain it.