Foreign Ripoffs

[mabudon]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16704_9- ... inals.html

Not much to add to that, 3 dev adam is REALLY something, but the rest of it is pretty much all fucked up in SO many ways it's impossible to pick a fave

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

God damn! Did you watch those Hamas kids show clips? Fuckin' A!!!

[The Joker]

Now there is a Betmen. Or Bathman.

[Double_G]

That Soviet Winnie the Pooh scares the shit out of me. The Hamas show with Farfour, however, had me laughing so hard I nearly puked.

[anarky]

The Hamas show is kinda funny, until you think about the fact it's indoctrinating the next generation of terrorists.

3 Adam Dev is like the live-action version of Vengeance Tiger.

[Double_G]

The Hamas show is kinda funny, until you think about the fact it's indoctrinating the next generation of terrorists.

It seems more like propaganda than extremist terrorist training to me. I just had to laugh that they were using fucking Mickey Mouse and having a black guy interrogate and then proceed to beat the shit out of him.

[anarky]

I didn't mean training, but imagine what you would've thought if you watched a bunch of GIJoe cartoons saying blacks were bad people. Fuck, I'm sure everyone around my age here who grew up in the USA thought the Russians were going to show up in the middle of the night and eat our parents and abuse our pets and send us off to mine for salt in Siberia. And the anti-Russian stuff all over early 1980s TV wasn't nearly as hardcore as that show.

Still, I had to laugh.

[mabudon]

I won't touch the Hamas stuff at all- the fact that they martryed a rat is super hilarious tho..

3 Adam Dev is a real puzzler, that totally greasy "spidey" makes no sense but then neither do Il Santo or Turkish Captain America. "Live action Vengeance Tiger" is about right eh, a bunch of characters being taken out of context and put into a weird alternate reality

Betman is maybe my fave one, tho, how they engage in a pretty much classic Batman dust-up until one of the bad guys gets tired of being literally kicked in the ass and goes for his gun- BIG mistake. It's like they wanted to do a Batman knockoff but only had a few clips from the 40's serial and some reference photos (and maybe a few fuzzy anecdotes) from the 60's show and tried their best to copy what they THOUGHT the source was trying to convey

Indian Superman with Spider-man-girl is insanely awesomely bad, I can't imagine another hour and 20 minutes of that nonsense. Even tho it appears to have been made when FX technology would have at the very LEAST been used to hide the OBVIOUS ground in the "flight scenes" (and maybe even adjust the transparency and size of the overlays in the landing scene- the one near the end where "Supers" and "Spidey-girl" are at about 30% opacity AND around half the size of the folks in the fuckin BACKGROUND until the cut to "live action" is one of the crappiest things I have EVER seen in an actual, released project of ANY kind) they took the high road and didn't try to trick the viewer at all- I wonder if the shoddiness might have actually been intentional- like the "no human can fly" so they had to make it clear that what was happening is fake?? Or did it just suck as badly as it sucks just cause??

[anarky]

Off subject, but one of my homemade characters in Indiana Jones Lego is Lanny, with a beard, mullet, sunglasses, and sleeveless button-up denim shirt (and no shirt underneath). And in Star Wars Lego, I made Chuck Norris (who's a Sith because he's so fucking badass) and The Deuce, who wears a red cape and fedora for some reason.

[Chester A. Arthur]

This is why I signed the Chinese Exclusion Act. You give foreigners an inch and they take fifty miles! It's like I used to to say to old Samuel Blatchford "You can make a chinaman build a railroad, but you can't get him to stop squinting."

[anarky]

Cue Stinky Chinky in three, two....

[Chester A. Arthur]

Cue Stinky Chinky in three, two....

What? I am to understand correctly that allow that riff raff in here to propagate and commingle with the rest of the members? That's outrageous! What was the point of the Act if everyone was to ignore it?

[Zaphod]

i am probably being watched by homeland security for clicking on that mulsim mickey mouse. funny shit. it might be worth getting assabused in gitmo.

[Grimlock]

RRRAAAAAARRRRRR!!!

Me Grimlock warn fleshling Zaphod about R-word. Use again and me Grimlock kick butt! And by "kick butt," me Grimlock mean "replace entire post with picture of man in underwear and caption that Zaphod like."

[RoIIo Tomassi]

And THAT my friends is a moderator at work.