Quote of the day

[Rollo Tomassi]

I'm gonna jack off onto a tampon and tell the government to give him his rights.

OH YES, this IS hilarious!

beat me to it. Kudos, SenorJabba! OYES

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I thank you all.

But, seriously, I'm gonna do that.

[Zaphod]

Our newest human member (who isn't from Liverpool) gets his very first QOTD in this gem that puts into proper perspective what's really important in our political system:

i hope obama wins. i think he's as full of shit as mccain, but his wife is a nice glass of chocolate milf.

do i get a cash prize? if not then i refuse to allow that to be quoted and i'm going to sue for trademark infringement. i demand to not have to buy you a new keyboard.

[vynsane]

Protect marriage? My fucking ass. Not a word in the New Testament about gay rights. But it does say someone who divorces is a sinner. Funny how you don't see any ballot measures to ban divorce, isn't it?

[anarky]

I was poking around political groups in Facebook and saw Ted Stevens' official page. This looked like it'd be a laugh riot, so I clicked on it. He has 415--count 'em--415 supporters. I dunno if they don't have a series of tubes connecting Alaska to the lower 48, or if the fucktards who reelected this douche were mostly the dummies who are too old to know how to turn on a computer.

Most of the wall posts were supportive and congratulatory, but I found this gem that had me rolling:

Ted, just a brief word of advice, do not shout "Drill Baby, Drill!" at your cellmate. It doesn't mean the same thing in jail.

[anarky]

Kudos to Rollo:

I are cannot to be finding them and it is am making me the sadness.

[anarky]

Jargs with another one about obsessive Trekkies:

Man. if it's going to give you an aneurism to watch this damn flick then just pas it by. it doesn't interfere with any sacred series or existing movie it's a side step same as enterprise was. take it or leave it. every person has that choice. and it IS just a movie. it's not like someone took earth history and completely rewrote it to eliminate the jewish holocaust or 9/11 or something.

breathe and get a grip.

[anarky]

A special video QOTD from Matt and Trey that sums up my thoughts on gay vampires eating pudding:

Anybody who thinks they're actually a vampire is freaking retarded.

[Ran]

This is from an article about the impeachment of the Illinois governor.

"It's our duty to clean up the mess and stop the freak show that's become Illinois government," said Rep. Jack D. Franks, a Democrat.

By "our" I'm assuming he was refering to the Illinois House, which in fact is part of the Illinois government. Does this sound strange to anyone else? (Especially coming from a guy who's name sounds like a brand of hot dogs.)

[vynsane]

mmmm... jack d. franks with some mustard and 'kraut... i think they're kosher!

[Slicker]

It wasn't said today but since I just read it today I'm puttin' this here. I was readin' about Lemmy on Slikipedia...

had to stand on this platform while the camera went around and did the hologram thing and then they made the model, only smaller. They said it's an action figure, and I said, 'So, you're gonna put a dick on it?' They said, 'No.' I said, 'Well, then it's not going to get much action then, is it?' A bad name for it, right?

[Sleazer]

What Jargo said this morning.

As quoted in the OTHER site thread.

[vynsane]

What Jargo said this morning.

As quoted in the OTHER site thread.

twice in a row, jargo...

(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)

it's now our 7000 post threshold user rank! (i think only anarky has crossed that one to date...)

[anarky]

So that's a higher rank than "John Kalodner: John Kalodner"?

[vynsane]

yes. yes it is. it was just the next threshold. i have something at 18,000 posts i think, but nothing was between 5,000 and there. so they will be added in between as i/we come up with them and people come near to crossing those thresholds.