Celebrity Death Pool!

[Antropov]

:crosses fingers: C'mon, Costner!

[jjreason]

Is there a scorecard for this so a newbie doesn't have to root through 9 pages of carp? How 'bout you guys just tell me if someone I want is taken, m'kay?

1. Gary Coleman (though it might not make the news)
2. Chyna (or whatever her real name is)

And if I can take a third since I'm late to the dance, I'll make it HIllary Duff.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

Did anybody have the voice-over guy?

[Ran]

Or Jerry Reed from Smokey and the Bandit?

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Did anybody have the voice-over guy?

Oh man. That kinda sucks.

[Double_G]

Movie trailers and the FOX network will never be the same again.

[Diabolical]

Congrats 'nark.

Anyone got Paul Newman?

If not, dibs.

Are we the only two with a notch in the "win" column?

[anarky]

It doesn't really feel that good to win.

I'm putting Ed Asner on my list, if he's not taken. Between Coburn and Newman, any old actors who appear in Pixar movies are doomed within two years. Asner is starring in the forthcoming Up, IIRC.

[Namblaman]

I would play this game, but feel it would be inappropriate to do so since I am privy to the Grim Reaper's day planner.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Somewhere online is a picture of Marlon Brando sucking penis.

[Zero]

THAT IS GROSS.
BUT TRUE.


SINCE THIS TOPIC HAS BEEN DUG UP, I NOTICE IT HAS BEEN SIX MONTHS. EVERYONE IS FREE TO ASSESS THEIR CURRENT CHOICES AND MODIFY AS THEY SEE FIT.

KIDHUMAN
1. NANCY REAGAN
2. BARBRA WALTERS
3. CLINT EASTWOOD
4. GENE HACKMAN

DIABOLICAL
1. KIRK DOUGLAS
2. AMY WINEHOUSE
3. JACK KLUGMAN
4. ESTELLE GETTY
5. DOUBLE G

ROGUE II
1. SCOTT WEILAND
2. ANDY ROONEY
3. TED KENNEDY
4. MARGARET THATCHER
5. AL DAVIS
6. WALTER MONDALE
7. FATS DOMINO
8. MAYA ANGELOU
9. ROGER MOORE
10. HARRY BELAFONTE

DOUBLE G
1. BRITNEY SPEARS
2. MICKEY ROONEY
3. STAN LEE
4. JIMMY CARTER
5. KEITH RICHARDS
6. ANGELA LANSBURY
7. LINDSAY LOHAN
8. DICK CLARK
9. MICHAEL VICK
10. WILLIAM SHATNER

ROLLO TOMASSI
1. MIKE WALLACE
2. BETTY WHITE
3. OWEN WILSON
4. ROB SCHNEIDER
5. HARRISON FORD
6. GEORGE H. W. BUSH
7. DICK CHENEY
8. COURTNEY LOVE
9. GARY BUSEY

VYNSANE
1. WILFORD BRIMLEY
2. PARIS HILTON
3. TONY CURTIS
4. WILLIE NELSON
5. NORM MACDONALD
6. BURT REYNOLDS
7. JACK NICHOLSON

SLEAZER
1. GOERGE LUCAS
2. CHRISTOPHER LEE
3. JAKE LLOYD
4. MARK HAMILL
5. PATRICK SWAYZE
6. MIKE EDMONDS
7. ARTIE LANGE
8. JONAH HILL
9. JAMES GARNER

ANARKY
1. BB KING
2. JOE SIMON
3. NOEL GALLAGHER
4. BILL WYMAN
5. LESLIE NEILSEN
6. CLORIS LEACHMAN
7. ROGER EBERT
8. LIZ TAYLOR
9. PAUL NEWMAN
10. ED ASNER

ANTROPOV
1. FIDEL CASTRO
2. ZSA ZSA GABOR
3. YOGI BERRA
4. NEIL ARMSTRONG
5. CLIVE DAVIS
6. KARL MALDEN

MABUDON
1. CHUCK NORRIS
2. SEAN CONNERY

AUTOCHTHONOUS
1. ABIGAIL BRESLIN
2. DANNY GLOVER
3. JOHN MCCAIN
4. DUSTIN HOFFMAN
5. WILL SMITH
6. JADA PINKETT-SMITH

BUMCAKE
1. DREW BARRYMORE
2. REGIS PHILBIN
3. ASHLEE SIMPSON'S UNBORN FETUS
4. KIRSTEN DUNST
5. WILL FERRELL

UKWILDCAT
1. VERNE TROYER/WARWICK DAVIS
2. BOB BARKER

JJREASON
1. GARY COLEMAN
2. CHYNA
3. HILLARY DUFF

[Zero]

ANARKY AND DIABOLICAL EACH HAVE A POINT. EACH OF YOU HAS A OPENING TO REPLACED THE DECEASED. SINCE DIABOLICAL NEVER FINISHED HIS LIST OF TEN IT ISN'T AN ISSUE, BUT HE HAS SIX SPACES INSTEAD OF FIVE.

ALL OF YOU MAY DROP OR ADD AS MANY CELEBRITIES AS YOU LIKE, PROVIDED THEY ARE NOT ON ANOTHER'S LIST. THERE ARE NO LIMITS AS YOU'VE ALL HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO SETTLE ON A FINAL TEN. IF YOU DIDN'T GRAB SOMEBODY BEFORE, NOWS THE TIME.

IF YOU DO DROP A NAME, PLEASE BE KIND ENOUGH TO LET THE OTHERS KNOW THAT PERSON IS NOW UP FOR GRABS IF THEY WANT TO ADD HIM/HER TO THEIR LIST.

MAY THE BEST CELEB DIE.

[Ran]

A brain tumor couldn't stop Ted Kennedy. Oh well.

I'm going to drop Scott Weiland (still going strong after how many trips to rehab?) and pick up Larry King.

ROGUE II
1. Larry King
2. ANDY ROONEY
3. TED KENNEDY
4. MARGARET THATCHER
5. AL DAVIS
6. WALTER MONDALE
7. FATS DOMINO
8. MAYA ANGELOU
9. ROGER MOORE
10. HARRY BELAFONTE

[Rollo Tomassi]

I'm dropping Rob Schneider and adding James Cromwell

and my tenth spot is going to Bob McGrath of Sesame Street.
That dude is pushing 80 years.

ROLLO TOMASSI
1. MIKE WALLACE
2. BETTY WHITE
3. OWEN WILSON
4. James Cromwell
5. HARRISON FORD
6. GEORGE H. W. BUSH
7. DICK CHENEY
8. COURTNEY LOVE
9. GARY BUSEY
10. Bob McGrath

[Diabolical]

How the FUCK is Amy Winehouse still alive?

She must be a goddamn zombie or something.