"Fun With Snigtad": A new game!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:59 pm

Here's how it works:

One of us comes up with an ordinary (or unusual, if you wish) situation in which Snigtad Flornbi finds himself. The ending has to be "And then Snigtad said. . . ." Then someone posts what he said and comes up with a new situation.

Snigtad, you game? Well, after your little spree earlier, it doesn't matter if you are or not, because if you complain then I'm sure Cobra Commander will castrate you with his bare hands.

I'll go first:

One warm summer day, Snigtad Flornbi was walking downtown. He came to the corner in front of the drugstore, and there was a nice elderly lady standing there. "Excuse me, young man," said the lady, "I don't get out much, but I had to pick up my insulin at the drugstore. This traffic is frightening me. Would you be a dear and help an old lady cross the street?"

And then Snigtad said. . . .

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:09 pm

...yeah, right. And touch a girls hand. I only love the cock lady because I'm a gay faggot.

Last week, dear Snigtad was at the mall looking for scarves. While there he saw a crippled war veteran in a wheelchair looking for shoes. In his infinite wisdom Snigtad walked up to him...

And then Snigtad said...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:18 pm

" why do you need shoes? You cant walk"

So the veteran then punched sniggers right in his nutz

and Snigtad said......

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:32 pm

"...You're just mad cuz those were in your mothers mouth last nite, bitch."

When the stomach ache subsided, Snigtad decided to have some dinner. The hostess asked him how many and smoking preference.

And then Snigtad said...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:40 pm

"I am smokeeng you upside your head you dumb broad, now get on you're knees and I will bang you."

(Man, I can't sound as stupid as Snigtad no matter how hard I try!)

After dinner, Snigtad limped home (because obviously the hostess kicked him into next week after he made his dumbass comment). His mother was in the living room waiting. "Why are you so late?" she asked.

And then Snigtad said...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:02 pm

cause i fucked your mother you dumb ho.

she then sternly replied "Thats your grandmother"

and then snigtad snidely commented....

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:43 pm

DAMN YIOU ANARKY I AM GOING TO KILL YOU MUTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

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Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:45 pm

Stupid Snigtad fleshling not play by rules. Me Grimlock think Snigtad on one-way trip to Negative Zone. Dr Doom going to blast you stupid carbon-based worm to kingdom come. See who badass then, stupid fleshling or me Grimlock and Moderator Terror Squad.

And then stupid flesh creature Snigtad said....

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:33 pm

oh I am in the negative zone.

And then bean-man said" Hi there"

And Snigtad replied...

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:24 am

My long lost lover how have you been?

Quite good I must say bean man stated

Well, you wouldnt believe who's ass I have been putting my dick in lately. Snigtad said with a kool-aid smile

Do tell said bean man anxiously

and then snigtad said.....

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:01 am

I've been fucking captain funtime right up the ol' shit pipe. Mrs. funtime doesn't seem to mind either since when I'm done fucking her "husband" in the ass I go and do her nails and hair like the big faggot I am.

Then Slicker kicked him in the nuts.

and then Snigtad said...

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:00 am

are you going to kiss them and make it better?

Slicker graciously obliged and stuck the old meat whistle into his mouth.

And Snigtad said...

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:51 am

You're a horny fucker, arnt you?

When the hot guy on guy action had cum to an end, Snigtad wiped his ass and went off to school. Typically late for class on Fridays, this was no exception. Snigtad slowly slunk through the hallways, trying desperately to avoid the hall monitors. Hurrying as he approached his homeroom, feeling the excitement of having not gotten caught, Snigtad opened the door quietly. Snigtad's heart lept into his mouth at the site before him.... there was his spanish teacher - TOSSING HIS DAD'S SALAD!!!!!!!!

Broken hearted, Sniggins tried to pull himself together, and said through quivering lips........................

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:07 am

Dad, how could you it was my duty to toss that hairy salad.

His dad stopped and replied" But I got a reach around in this deal you little shit, now get the fuck out."

Sniggers trailed off in despair as his heart was broken. He walked to the mall to get a new pair of 3" stiletto heels. While in the shoe store, good old sniggity saw his old friends Neil and Bob. He smiled and the sniggers said.......

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:27 am

Hey are you guys cumming over tonight? Almost in unison like the fags they are they said, "Yeah right Thnigtad, we've heard all of the gay bashing you've been doing. We've alreay found a new third in our shit-on-dick party."

Looking dejected, yet stunning in his stilettos, Snigtad said...