My story

[CARLSBERGsiqr]

I used to be Rod Stewart's personal fluffer, back in the 70s. He never actually made it onscreen in any pornos, but I got a lot of practice in anyway! The only problem was, sometimes, he'd blow his load before I could get his massive Scottish McJohnson into my mouth, and it wasted the yummy goodness! But I just licked it up off the floor when that happened, and he'd sing "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" to me, and I'd just bend over and offer him my ravenous anus to stick that big cock into.

[Steve Sansweet]

Star Wars is Forever!