Oh, Yogi...

[Ursa Minor]

The Ranger's not going to like this.

[Ursa Major]

Dan Akroyd? Justin Timberlake? This is slander against bears, pure and simple. Clearly an otter is behind this disgusting mindrot. An otter, or maybe Glenn Beck. My agents, however, have reason to believe Beck is an otter, so it's the same thing.

We bears must boycott this movie with extreme prejudice. "Extreme prejudice" as in not only mauling and eating the vile miscreants responsible, but any fool who would dare to enter a theater showing this anti-bear propaganda. To paws, bears of the world!

[anarky]

When was the last time I mentioned that it's turning into a real fucking zoo around here?

A real fucking zoo.

[Rollo Tomathi]

A fucking zoo? Woo! Is Justin Timberlake on the menu?

[Ran]

Looks like they had some left over CGI from Scooby Doo.

[Positive Boy]

This movie will be wonderful!

[The Goat]

When was the last time I mentioned that it's turning into a real fucking zoo around here?

A real fucking zoo.

You said it, my friend. Baaaa!

[The Griz]

I got to design the poster for this movie. I'm pretty proud.

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[Batman]

Ah, my dear polar friend... and close bosom pal of Ace, the Bat-Hound, your encoding of that post was done... incorrectly. Fear not, though, citizen, for I have... utilized my secret Bat-Powers that I wield as a moderator of this very site to correct the... issue.

[anarky]

Jesus.... That poster is freaky as hell even without the "come in bears" line. Holy shit. Just holy shit.

[Ran]

It is freaky. I don't want to know what Yogi is doing behind Boo-Boo. The Griz really must have designed it.

[anarky]

It's like... you don't want to know what Yogi is doing, but you can't help but know what Yogi is doing.

Really. You've got the positioning of the two, their expressions, that weird spot of white on Yogi's nose that doesn't look quite like reflected light should, and then the "Great things come in bears. Coming soon." tagline. Plus how I think every kid entered adolescence making jokes about Yogi and Booboo being an item, and the double-meaning of the word "bears," and, fuck, how in the name of God, Buddha, Allah, and Yul Brenner did this poster get a green light?