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[anarky]

My God.... I'm.... I'm speechless.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

BWAH-hah-hah-ha-ha!!!

[anarky]

I personally cannot stand gay fags.

I have no problem with gays, and I'm fine with fags. But when someone has the audacity to be both, that's just a bit too self-indulgent.

[Slicker]

This is for those not fortunate enough to be on my Facebox.

[Slicker]

[anarky]

Sorry. I heard about this on the radio this morning, and it gave the music geek in me a nerd boner that's still raging. No matter what you think of either of them, they're two of the greatest voices of the late 20th century.

Yes, I realize how open I just left myself by saying Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson gave me a boner, even if it was specifically stated to be a "nerd boner."

[anarky]

I'm going to say this is political humor done right.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

I was actually thinking about putting that in the 'I hate politics' topic earlier. But then I got distracted and didn't.

[Negative Boy]

We have an I Hate Politics topic? Where is it? I can't seem to find it...

Are you people keeping sections hidden from the rest of us?
Assholes! When Ben Reilly finds out, he's gonna tear you all new ones!!

[Ben Reilly]

Hidden sections? Just like you fucking libtards to do all your nefarious plotting where the American people can't see it. I suppose Barry HUSSEIN Soetero-Osama posts in there all the time.

You know who else had hidden sections? HITLER! That's what commie scum like Hitler and you libtards revel in. Romney will end that shit like Planned Parenthood funding!!

[Tom Foolery]

The best part of that video is at 2:41. Bewbs.

[anarky]

There's a second Captain Planet video with Don Cheadle on funnyordie.com.

I'm not linking to it because, sadly, it's quite unfunny. Should've left well enough alone; this one will rank up there with Weekend at Bernie's 2 or Highlander 2: The Whogivesafuckening.

Sadly, my stupid-ass, uninspired subtitle for Highlander 2 is funnier than the Captain Planet video.

[Ran]

Just so wrong.

[Rollo Tornassi]

The singing guy is the JJReason from my Earth.
And the guy fondling his balls is the Mabs from my Earth.

And it's horrifying on either world.

[unlimitedpudding]

if he jiggles the other guy's junk to the beat of the music, is it still gay? i mean, it is like he's playing an instrument in the band.