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[vynsane]

that looks like the best romantic comedy ever starring batman.

[anarky]

My favorite part is "he fights for family!"

What. The. Verified. Fuck.

Well, that and the way they edited together all three moments from the movie that had any smiling at the end.

[anarky]

I posted a link to this on FB, but this woman needs a fucking medal. The moron reporter presents this as "oh no, I was assaulted by this evil woman and her vicious attack dogs," but, lady, what the fuck is wrong with you to be asking someone how she feels after her daughter is shot, and to keep on when she asks you to leave, throws rocks at the cameraman, and gets a baseball bat? LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE. YOU ARE DOING A SHITTY JOB AS A REPORTER AND A HUMAN BEING. GO FUCK YOURSELF. THOSE DOGS DIDN'T EAT YOU BECAUSE THEY RECOGNIZED YOU ARE A PILE OF SHIT.

I ain't kidding. This kinda nasty-looking woman who can't get clothes that fit is a motherfucking hero nonetheless.



(You'll also notice her narration doesn't match what's going on. Those reporters weren't leaving. The woman comes at them with a bat, but the next scene where she's siccing the dogs, the bat's not there, and there's a cellphone in her hand. Also, the bitch cunt moron reporter presents this as her hiding in a backyard, the woman getting her dogs, and cursing at them one last time before they leave... except the "one last time" occurs when the reporter is either still or back in front of the house.)

[Ran]

[vynsane]

[Slicker]

Kinda NSFW. They don't show much...but it's implied.

Adam, just don't click or you'll be scarred for life.

[Ran]

Showed the trailer to my kids. They are excited, but aren't happy they have to wait until 2014.

[Diabolical]

So wrong, but she's a hot one.

[Diabolical]

Now that's gangsta.

[Ran]

The most gangsta part is when he says R2 would give you a hug if he had arms.

[Ran]

Someone pranked a tv station in Oakland. I was hoping it was a fake news report, but it was real. The station apologized.

[vynsane]

^ i was just coming here to post that. ho lee fuk indeed.

[anarky]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: it boggles my mind how stupid the reporter/anchor is that she reads these and never catches on. There's not even a pause. Ron Burgundy lives through his daughter!

[Diabolical]

Even I'm offended by this.

[anarky]

No kidding.

If you're namedropping LA-area places with large Asian communities, how do you leave out Fullerton and Garden Grove/Little Saigon? Retards.