Football

[Diabolical]

And I won by 1.39 points.

[Tom Foolery]

Detroit is S.O.L.








(Same Ol' Lions)

[Ran]

And I won by 1.39 points.

Nice. So did I. My team name is the Key West Boomerangs. Look it up on urban dictionary. The best part is that my boss emailed a few of us this morning saying how he screwed himself by not starting his other QB and RB. I got to reply to all that he gave himself a Key West Boomerang.

[jjreason]

[Tom Foolery]

Fuck.


Fuckity fuck.







At least in a normal season, we know early on there's no chance of making the playoffs. Giving us hope and then yanking it away by sucking for the last half of the season just makes it worse. And don't think the amazing gift of losing both Cutler and Rodgers is going to happen ever again. This was your year and you rolled in shit and gasoline and lit yourself on fire.

Oh, and The Steelers did their job and beat Green Bay for you, but what the fuck does it matter now, you turning over fuckers. QUIT TURNING THE BALL OVER!! ASSHOLES!!!!

Ugh. I can't believe you douchers lost 5 OF YOUR LAST 6 GAMES. gaah! FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[Bizarro The Grin]

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[anarky]

I don't follow football. I wasn't even going to watch the Super Bowl, figuring the ads'll be on YouTube. But I've got other chores around the house and can't focus properly on Breaking Bad, so I turned it on to kind of keep an eye on the commercials.

That said, this may be the most fucking pathetic game I have ever seen. If I was a Broncos fan, I might be driven to suicide.

[Tom Foolery]

However, if you're rooting for the Seahawks(raises hand), its fucking awesome!

[Ran]

RIP Ralph Wilson.

In other Bills news, Jim Kelly's cancer is back and spreading. Odd coincidence, but Joe Ferguson, who was the Bills QB before Jim Kelly, also wore #12 and had to battle cancer twice.

[Ran]

As if I needed another reason to hate Bon Jovi...

Bon Jovi is part of one of the groups that wants to buy the Bills. That group is based out of Toronto. A week or two back, Ron Jaworski said that Bon Jovi didn't want to move the team. Bon Jovi himself even said he wouldn't move the team. It turns out, they have already looked at sites in Toronto for a new stadium. Part of the lease agreement Ralph Wilson signed before he passed said that when the team is sold, they can not negotiate with buyers who intend on moving the team. Hopefully this means that they won't be allowed to bid on the team now. There are plenty of other potential owners stepping up that can buy the Bills and keep them in Buffalo.

[jjreason]

Having the NFL an hour away from home would be great - but seriously, give Toronto its own team. No need to move the Bills.

[DeckardSmith]

But, as a name, The Toronto Bills doesn't even make any sense.

[jjreason]

Toronto should be the Titans. Make Tennessee the fucking Hillbillies or something.

[Ran]

So Bon Jovi writes an open letter to Bills fans saying how he would keep the team in Buffalo, blah blah blah. Turns out that letter violates the non-disclosure agreement he signed when bidding on the team. Trump also may have violated it.

[Tom Foolery]

The 2014 season begins.
With a new coaching staff and a few new excellent additions to the roster, I'm not even gonna predict a W/L record this year. I'm feeling solid though. 11-5 is a respectable, doable season. (I guess that's a prediction).


For the very first time I joined a Fantasy League at work. There's only 11 teams so the pickings were better than what i assume a normal full league would allow. But I'm a noob so we'll see what happens.

Here's my roster

QB - Brady
WR - Jordy Nelson(GB) Golden Tate (Det)
RB - Joique Bell (Det) Montee Ball (Den)
TE - Gronkowski!
K - Steven Hauschka (Sea)
Defense - Texans

If they stay healthy, the Brady/Gronk combo is gonna net me some points I think.
And Houston with Clowney and JJ Watt amongst others i thought was a good choice.