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I did because JL came out Thursday and FatWS came out Friday.
FatWS was far superior.
I like the exploration of the aftermath and reprecussions of the snap/blip.
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Much like WandaVision ended up being a Scarlet Witch origin story, FaWS is going to be a six hour film where Sam earns the Shield properly and becomes Cap 2.0.
The production value was insane. Nothing about it felt like a TV series budget.
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WandaVision: "This whole show is going to be one mindfuck after another. We'll tease all sorts of shit, but in the end, nothing really happens and everything you think is an X-Men or Fantastic Four tease is a red herring."

Falcon and the Winter Soldier: "Fuck that. Y'all wanna see Madripoor?"

I got severely scolded for how loudly I yelled "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!"

And then the motherfucking Princess Bar? Don't act like you weren't also scoping the crowd for a short fellow with an eyepatch.
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That was a fun Easter Egg.

So does anyone else think Sharon Carter is the main villain? In episode six, they’ll play the “It was Agatha All Along” but replace Agatha’s name.
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I'm not on that one yet but who knows. Not unless she's not she sorta thing. I've honestly struggled a bit to get through these episodes. 10 & 15 minute chunks for the most part.
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I like that his jumpsuit is labeled ‘variant’. It’s a nerdy comic book reference.
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That's not Loki.
It's Mephisto.
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Nah. It's Blackheart.
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Well ep4 was the best one yet. The Johnny Walker guy WILL play Agent Kallus at some point, he's literally the animation come to life & Disney has really fallen into recycling faces.
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Shang-Chi Trailer. I can’t say there’s anything distinctly Marvel-y about it and that it isn’t just a generic martial arts action flick, but I guess they’ve fostered enough goodwill after 20 films.

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It's a Marvel movie.

It's a kung fu movie.

It stars Jung Kim. (Okay, going by his not-character name.)

It will probably fix the Iron Man 3 Mandarin fiasco.

I'm going to be first in line if theaters are back to normal and will dick punch any punk ass bitch who tries to take my spot.
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I'm closer to EP's level of seeming ambivalence. I never read any SHAWN JEE growing up so I don't have anything to base any excitement on.
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It turns out that the new Captain America is Ego's son and used to be a goalie in a professional hockey league in the Netherlands. He was also in the movie Goon with Stifler.

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Once you know it's Kurt & Goldie's kid you can't unsee it.
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