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Re: Football
The Raiders got a safety on the Dolphins this past Sunday. It was the first time in NFL history that there was a safety on a completed pass that wasn't a fumble. The Dolphins tried a screen pass from their 1 yard line. The guy caught it while he was in the endzone and was tackled immediately. I'd say that has to be worse than losing on a record breaking field goal.
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Not so sure about that. The safety happened fairly early in the game and they had plenty of opportunities to win or lose after that.
Different than being in a position to win with less than a minute to go and the other team being 4th and 39 or whatever, and then a couple plays later a freak physics accident that will never happen again snatches victory away. Bleh
Different than being in a position to win with less than a minute to go and the other team being 4th and 39 or whatever, and then a couple plays later a freak physics accident that will never happen again snatches victory away. Bleh
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Turned on the news this morning and they were covering a fatal car accident. It was a few blocks south of my new office. Didn't think much of it since it wasn't going to effect my drive in. Turns out that was the accident caused by Ruggs from the Raiders. That area is mostly businesses, strip malls, and shopping centers, so it seems like a strange place to be at 3:30 AM.
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Doing over 150mph 2 seconds before the crash & blood alcohol more than double the legal limit. Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not collect $200.
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But nobody cares because Aaron Rogers is saying assclown and now has Covid.
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At least Kirk Cousins and Cole Beasley were honest about their point of view. Rodgers just straight up lied about it.
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I’m waiting for State Farm to drop his ass.
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For the second consecutive week, the Lions did not lose!
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Holy shit, what an ending!!
I almost forgot what it feels like to watch them win.
I almost forgot what it feels like to watch them win.
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It has been a year since their last win, so they probably forgot what it was like to win, too.Tom Foolery wrote:Holy shit, what an ending!!
I almost forgot what it feels like to watch them win.
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Watching the fans and players celebrating, they were acting like they won the Super Bowl.
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Re: Football
CFL action - my (current) home town Saskatchewan Roughriders lost in the Western final to bitter rivals the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
In the east, my (former) home town Hamilton Tiger Cats blew away bitter rivals the Toronto Argonauts to advance to the 108th Grey Cup... which will be played in Hamilton.
Back to your regularly scheduled American Football action & discussion.
In the east, my (former) home town Hamilton Tiger Cats blew away bitter rivals the Toronto Argonauts to advance to the 108th Grey Cup... which will be played in Hamilton.
Back to your regularly scheduled American Football action & discussion.
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I said the exact same thing.Tom Foolery wrote:Watching the fans and players celebrating, they were acting like they won the Super Bowl.
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Fun trivia fact. The Eagles beat the Jets today; their all time head-to-head record 12-0. They first played each other in 1973 and NYJ has lost every game.
Haha. Ouch.
Haha. Ouch.
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Buffalo was losing. I went to get Hardee’s. Came back and they’re in OT. Hahah. Nice.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
