The current state of disarray at Marvel

[jjreason]

That's a pretty serious development at the end of Original Sin Hulk vs Iron Man 1 (apparently Stark monkeyed with the Gamma bomb). Like there wasn't enough reason for animosity already.

[anarky]

That origin has been so retconned, I'd love to see someone make a timeline of exactly what happened and when.

[Tom Foolery]

As far as retcons go, I'm more stuffed that all the super science-y brainy heroes seemed to know each other prior to heroing up.
Why was it fine before that all these guys were just intelligent and top of their fields by themselves and now it's like they were all fucking roommates in college and bunk mates at summer camp and went to the same daycare when they were two. I swear, every year there's a new "Oh Pym and Banner worked on a project in college." Or "Doc Ock and Stark fought over a girl in jr high" or bullshit like that. EVERYBODY DIDNT HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW EACH OTHER!!

[jjreason]

I haaaaaate all thew new older connections. Fuck that shit, it never happened.

[Tom Foolery]

Concerning the newest issue of Thunderbolts, why would Ross be homicidal towards Frank for wanting to leave, when he was dandy with Venom leaving not five issues ago? He even stated "this isn't the army, you guys can leave whenever..."
I'm not complaining, because Punisher vs Tbolts is an awesome idea, just not very consistent in between writers.

EDIT. And from the Oct solicits, I see it's getting cancelled. Ugh. Just when it finally gets a decent writing team. I sincerely hope Acker/Blacker get put on something else.

Also, FEMALE THOR. WTF?

[Diabolical]

So, Thor has tits and Cap is black.

*looks at the Marvel films*
Yeah...this is gonna last.


What next? Is Iron Man going to be an alien?

[Tom Foolery]

I'm thinking Tony's "brother" Arno(Tony was adopted, Arno is the real Stark son) will be the new Iron Man, since he's been Iron Man 2020 for decades and we're almost to the actual 2020.

[jjreason]

Neither female Thor nor Dark Cap have the power to make me buy their solo titles.

[anarky]

They basically just pulled a Rhodey with Falcon. Never been a huge Falcon fan, but it kinda undermines making him his own hero if he's a surrogate Cap.

[Tom Foolery]

I'm surprised Remender didn't kill him off already. His pony only does one trick.

[Diabolical]

The 75 Greatest Marvel Comics of All-Time!

Sweet Jeebus, I can only assume these are in no particular order and some were thrown in purely as jokes.
And I can't figure out why they have single issues, complete runs and story arcs all mixed together.
This list was chosen by fans via social media only goes to prove people on the internet are retarded.

75. THE DEATH OF SPIDER-MAN
74. NEXTWAVE: AGENTS OF H.A.T.E.
73. NEW MUTANTS #98
72. MARVEL TWO-IN-ONE ANNUAL #7
71. FANTASTIC FOUR #262
70. DAREDEVIL: THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR
69. AVENGERS (1963) #4
68. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ANNUAL #21
67. X-FACTOR #87
66. THOR #362
65. SPIDER-MAN: THE CLONE SAGA
64. THE PUNISHER: WELCOME BACK, FRANK
63. NEW MUTANTS BY CHRIS CLAREMONT
62. MARVEL COMICS #1
61. SILVER SURFER: PARABLE
60. MARVEL ZOMBIES
59. IRON MAN: ARMOR WARS
58. AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY
57. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #129
56. ALPHA FLIGHT (1983) #12
55. WORLD WAR HULK
54. WOLVERINE BY CHRIS CLAREMONT & FRANK MILLER
53. AVENGERS DISASSEMBLED
52. THOR: GOD OF THUNDER BY JASON AARON & ESAD RIBIC
51. DEADPOOL KILLS
50. AVENGERS (1963) #57
49. HAWKEYE BY MATT FRACTION & DAVID AJA
48. GIANT-SIZE X-MEN #1
47. AVENGERS: THE KORVAC SAGA
46. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700
45. ASTONISHING X-MEN BY JOSS WHEDON & JOHN CASSADAY
44. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (1999) #36
43. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (1963) #50
42. THE ULTIMATES #1
41. PLANET HULK
40. FANTASTIC FOUR #285
39. CAPTAIN AMERICA (2004) #25
38. AVENGERS: THE KREE/SKRULL WAR
37. THUNDERBOLTS (1997) #1
36. NICK FURY: AGENT OF S.H.I.E.L.D. BY STERANKO
35. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (1963) #31-33
34. AVENGERS: ULTRON UNLIMITED
33. AVENGERS VS. X-MEN
32. X-MEN: FATAL ATTRACTIONS
31. THOR #337
30. INCREDIBLE HULK #181
29. IRON MAN: EXTREMIS
28. SPIDER-MAN: BLUE
27. SPIDER-MAN: MAXIMUM CARNAGE
26. HOUSE OF M
25. THE DEATH OF CAPTAIN MARVEL
24. WARLOCK BY JIM STARLIN
23. FANTASTIC FOUR: THE GALACTUS TRILOGY
22. X-MEN: AGE OF APOCALYPSE
21. X-MEN: GOD LOVES, MAN KILLS
20. SECRET INVASION
19. DAREDEVIL #181
18. AVENGERS: UNDER SIEGE
17. THE KID WHO COLLECTED SPIDER-MAN
16. ANNIHILATION
15. HULK (1962) #1
14. FANTASTIC FOUR (1961) #1
13. CAPTAIN AMERICA COMICS #1
12. AVENGERS (1963) #1
11. SECRET WARS
10. AMAZING FANTASY #15
9. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
8. MARVELS #1
7. THE INFINITY GAUNTLET
6. X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
5. X-MEN: THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA
4. DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN
3. SPIDER-MAN: KRAVEN'S LAST HUNT
2. CIVIL WAR
1. SPIDER-MAN: THE DEATH OF GWEN STACY

[anarky]

Aside from some real shitpiles on the list (New Mutants 98? Clone Saga?) and more than a few glaring omissions, how the hell can the complete run of a current ongoing be eligible?

[jjreason]

New Mutants 98 is early if not first Cable as well as 1st Deadpool. All the grounds for Leifeldian fanwank you could ever ask for.

[anarky]

Even putting aside the fact I can't stand Deadpool and would have him drown to permanent death in a vat of goat piss if I was writing his title, his first appearance is a fucking mediocre issue.

I like Jubilee. I like Wolverine. I like all the creators involved. But no fucking way would I put Uncanny #244 or Hulk #181 among the top comics of all time.

[Diabolical]

Come on, Civil War at #2?
What. The. Fuck.