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anarky wrote:I'm with Zaphod. Diabolical, show us your tits.

No, really. You have a gift for finding the best tits on the interwebs.
To quote Dave Chappelle, "I'm just a nigga that loves titties."

A few nice links, since we're not in the proper area.

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Them titties must have been so epic, you're all still cleaning up.



Anyway, the fucking LoLions got really fucking lucky. Minnesota should have won.

And I now hate the (fudge) Packers. I'm so sick of them cheese eatin' bastards.
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Diabolical wrote:Them titties must have been so epic, you're all still cleaning up.
As a Bills' fan, I don't have much to talk about, except maybe the 2012 draft.
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The Bills just disintegrated this year didn't they?

I can't believe Tebow lucked into a victory over the Bears. Marion Barber fucked that game up.
But because of that, the Bears slip behind and the Lion's WildCard chances improve.
Which means hopefully the Lions will be up against the Broncos in the first round of playoffs and pants them again.

You'd think the Lions would realize playing dirty and racking up penalties actually makes them LOSE games.
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I work with a guy that is a Broncos' fan. He doesn't really care for Tebow.

Yes, it is basically 2008 all over again for the Bills. Good start, then fall apart.
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Lions and Broncos are in different conferences, so they can't meet in the playoffs...unless they played in a Super Bowl (hahaha!)
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James Harrison is a criminal. Discuss.
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Sleazer wrote:Lions and Broncos are in different conferences, so they can't meet in the playoffs...unless they played in a Super Bowl (hahaha!)
Gaah. I always get the AFC and NFC West conferences screwed up.
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jjreason wrote:James Harrison is a criminal. Discuss.
I just watched the footage from that play. "Criminal" seems harsh. McCoy was out of the pocket and making like he was gonna run. Harrison was doing his job stopping the guy, who tossed the ball when the guy was a yard away and had already built up momentum to commit to the stop. So, Harrison should definitely get a penalty and probably a fine for the helmet to helmet. But is it criminal to knock a quarterback down, when you get paid a lot of money for doing just that?
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Did you guys see this CRAZY TD from the Bengals today?



Oh, and Detroit is 7 minutes away from the Playoffs. Skadoosh.
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Lions win & are in. Tebowned, by the Bills? Yikes - that really hurts their chances.

My "criminal" tag comes from the fact that he's obviously doing it with intent, EP. Time after time. These aren't mistakes - not with that frequency. He has about as much impulse control as Ndamakung Suh - which ain't any whatsoever. If you can't keep your emotions in check and play within the rules of the game, get the fuck out.
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I'm waiting for the inevitable "Tim Tebow caught fucking a high school boy in an airport bathroom" scandal.

Everyone who makes that sort of show of their religion and who isn't a preacher (and half the ones who are preachers) is going to somehow get caught with a cock in his mouth eventually. It will happen. And he will cry on camera and apologize. Mark my words. I give no shit for or against him, but it will happen.
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I'm just happy he shut down doughy Ben Abusestberger and the Steelers. I will say this for him, his attitude and energy have motivated his team into the Playoffs and he makes the game fun to watch.
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It seems like the is a group of people who love Tebow too much and give him way more credit for the team's success than he deserves. Then there is a group of people that hate him way too much.
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He also makes other QBs look like Porcelain Princesses. I love that he runs the ball as much as their Running Backs and isn't afraid of taking a hit. Unlike some pussies in the QB slot I could name.
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