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Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 10:02 pm**

But fuck is not gender-specific, and therefore not necessarily gay. Fuck can be gay, straight, or (in Dell's case) with a goat.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 2:16 am**

or on a boat

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2006 10:48 am**

This was a NO BRAINER - I have pee in my underpants.

"Muff diving though...I've, well, lets just say if pussies were stamps I could've mailed Oklahoma to China by now. It's all about tongue speed. I eat pussy like a mexican auctioneer." - Eternal Poopshootwan

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 2:27 pm**

u mean u eat dong liek a mexacin gay wad

burn again bich!

Posted: **Wed May 17, 2006 11:06 am**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 I do like to flood the cave, but I'm really all about decorating the boobies.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">[beard]

Posted: **Thu May 25, 2006 7:42 pm**

From our own Mr. Reason in the video game section:
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">do still have the headset, in near-mint condition, because I never used it to play the game after Jodi took a picture of me wearing it. Belittling bitch.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:10 pm**

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 Captain Funtime just sucked all the fun out of these boards........

and a whole lot of jizz out of Slicker's Mom's cock.
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Posted: **Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:49 am**

A comment posted on my Myspace page by GoLW/JBF/Brian in reference to "Ace of Spades" being my profile song and "Juggernaut, BITCH!" being my profile video:

"Holy shit! The Juggernaut and Motorhead on the same page? How does my browser not crash underneath this awesome display of their combined power?"

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:13 pm**

Well, I've got to get going. It's time to burp the 'nanner.

Wow, that sounded pretty dirty.

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:40 am**

That's awesome.

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:50 pm**

Jets&Heels has gone off the deep end in the superman toys thread:

We can't be fans Chux...JediPricks will take offense.

HOLY SHIT!!!! man, but that's funny!!!

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:45 am**

another QOTD, after make-up time in the superman toys thread...

JediTricks wrote: Heh heh, freaky 30" Supermidget surprise sounds funny.

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:48 am**

Man, J&H is going to have to burn for that. Yikers.

Posted: **Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:08 am**

nope, he or someone else changed it, and alls apparently well... hence the second QOTD below by JT...

Posted: **Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:48 pm**

jjreason:

This morning I was treated to a 13 inch, water-breaking log of spicyness, the likes of which has never previously left my anus. I'm still tingling.

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