The blues will kick your pansy ass

marney_tarah · Post by **marney_tarah** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:23 pm

alright i'll give u that one cause it rocks!
how about greenday? they are the best!

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Fri May 27, 2005 12:19 am

You know LIMP? I thought he regained a lot of his street cred when he went back to being known as QLD.

Green Day cannot be a part of this thread. Green is made from blue and yellow. YELLOW! God damn it, this is contradcting everything that makes the blues what it is when yellow is fucking added into it all! Now lemons are yellow, and we have Blind Lemon mentioned. Though consider the word blind, hence the absence of sight and absence of knowledge of what colors are. So we must completely disregard yellow, even though it may cause the blues to turn green, and thus give us a day of green or Green Day.

[beard] fucking says it all.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Fri May 27, 2005 10:26 am

Blaster play blues for me Grimlock one time. Blaster is puny traitor who try depose Grimlock after Optimus Prime die in video game. Blues sound cool though. Me Grimlock like Robert Johnson. Silly fleshling sell soul to devil to play good. But me Grimlock know that devil really Unicron, and Unicron killed in 2005, so Robert Johnson have soul back.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:54 pm

A moderator, eh, Grimlock? I guess they must've heard about your little manuever at the Battle of Taanab.

TGOLW, what about Lil Green? Can we talk about her here? She's blues, but she's named Green. I'm cofused. I'm probly a goat.

The Ghost of Lemmys Warts · Fri May 27, 2005 3:43 pm

Lil Green is okay. Just because it is a little green, thus the blue is still there. And considering how this forum is all blue, that can offset the little bit of green that is Lil Green. Unless Lil Green is a large woman, that may pose a problem.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:16 pm

She's been dead for many years, so I imagine she doesn't weigh very much anymore.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:30 pm

u dont weigh much any more be cause u r a gay!

ha ha ha, u suck faggit

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:07 pm

No, you didn't. You don't make any sense.

Do you even know what "burn" means?

Are you retarded?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:05 pm

Looks like Mr Lang has a new album coming out today. Apparently he's found God.

Nothing wrong with that; Dylan and Clapton did it, and U2 and half the old blues gods had him all along. But the reports are that it's an R&B gospel album and he doesn't play guitar at all. After the last turd he dropped (that album came out of his butt and should've ended up in the toilet), and based on that little bit of info, I'm totally passing. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd pass on a new Jonny Lang CD.

BTW, for everyone who likes blues (meaning all y'all except marney and Delltad), check out a track called "Gentry Song" by a Virginia band called The Gibb Droll Band (named after the lead singer, who has a damned odd name). Or anything by them. The guy is the reincarnation of Stevie Ray, and I'm not sure why, a full 14 years after I first heard him, he hasn't hit it really, really big.