the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:28 pm**

anarky wrote:I'm sure Double_G would tape it and watch it over and over while he masturbates to it.

Damn straight. Just as long as he doesn't get that putty faced whore Air Force Amy.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:50 pm**

*I've never been to an ocean.

*I've never took the SAT or ACT, yet I have a college degree not from the University of Phoenix Online or ITT Technical Institute.

*I've never paid a bill late.

*I've never seen "The Godfather" all the way through.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:09 pm**

I didn't even realize it, but my sig line fits in perfectly with this thread. Not that it's one of my life goals, or anything.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:26 pm**

I cannot die satisfied until I see Click. Even though it seems obvious as hell from the previews that Christopher Walken is supposed to be Adam Sandler in the future, and they totally ripped off the "Beyond section from Bed, Bath & Beyond" from Family Guy.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:27 pm**

it's a fun movie. kind of in the vein of "it's a wonderful life" but not as classic. or classy.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:51 pm**

Shyeah. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life" in the same way "Dogs Playing Poker" is like a Chagall painting. Don't encourage idiocy, you rube.

Things I've never done:

I've never not thrown up after visiting this website.
I've never thought any of you were straight.
I've never thought any of you had ever been with a women in the biblical sense.
I've never lost sleep wondering if you were as fucktarded as you appear to be.
I've never forgotten to use toilet paper and accidentally wiped my shitty ass with my bare hand like Senor Jabba.
I've never been anally penetrated by the LaCrosse team like Double_G.
I've never had to dig through my pubic hairs to find my dick to take a piss like anarky.
I've never fucked a dog on a dare, but secretly never told them I would have fucked it anyway like kidhuman.
I've never been a useless tool like Zero.
I've never been a transvestite hooker like mabudon.
I've never sucked shit through a straw and then spit it back into my boyfriend's face like vynsane.
I've never been to Botswana.

Posted: **Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:44 pm**

anarky wrote:Even though it seems obvious as hell from the previews that Christopher Walken is supposed to be Adam Sandler in the future.

SPOILER ALERT

That's not what happens.

END SPOILER

Negative Boy wrote:
I've never been anally penetrated by the LaCrosse team like Double_G.

You spell lacrosse like a fagmuff.

Posted: **Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:35 am**

I've never been high.
I've never been any farther west than Illinois/Wisconsin.
I've never ice skated.
I've never been to an NFL or NBA game.
I've never seen The Blue Brothers (and never will!).

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:21 pm**

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Why would you all want to watch that?

Because we've got nothing better to do for the next 2.4 seconds?

I've never:

- jumped out of an airplane
- been to Europe
- had relations with any ladies of color, be they asian, black, hispanic or any other non-white flava
- felt a fake boobie
- obtained a black belt

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:21 pm**

I've never noticed until now that the "i" isn't missing from "things" in the title of this thread.

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:39 pm**

I've never noticed until now the phrase 'you have' isn't the contraction 'you've' in the title of this topic.

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:49 pm**

Someone used their mod powers to make me look like a liar.

I have never done that.

(Or have I?)

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:11 pm**

anarky wrote:I've never noticed until now that the "i" isn't missing from "things" in the title of this thread.

Zero wrote:I've never noticed until now the phrase 'you have' isn't the contraction 'you've' in the title of this topic.

Posted: **Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:44 pm**

Diabolical wrote: I've never seen The Blue Brothers (and never will!).

Will you watch it in a box?
Will you watch it with Megan Fox?

Posted: **Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:41 am**

anarky wrote:Someone used their mod powers to make me look like a liar.

How do you figure? What you said was technically true, albeit unnecessary.

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