the vynsane asylum

I fucked someone's mom, her name was Carol.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

that would be my mom. thank you, the grin. i hope you made her cum several times. normally, i wouldn't care about my mom's sex life and might even be disgusted by it. but ever since my dad suddenly turned gay and ran off with that rodeo clown, i don't think she gets enough joy in her life.

merry christmas, you sick fuckers!

I've been working on a new song. In fact, a few other people will join me for this one. It goes something like this.



It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
Your mother is going down on me
Your father is makin' love to Bizzaro The Grin

He says, "Bizzaro, can you blow your wad on me?
Cover me from my head to my toes
Cuz it is good and it's sweet and I'll suck it complete
I'll even take some jizz in my nose.”

la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum

Now The Grip is a really good friend of mine
He also screws all your moms, you see
And he's cock is no joke, it will make your mom choke
He often tag teams your mothers with me.

He says, "Grin, Ah believe she wants it anally."
As his smile grows large on his face
"Well Ah am sure that Ah could be a porno star”
As he pulls out and squirts all over the place

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

And Slicker's mom is turning tricks
As that woman likes a good bone
Yes, when she can't find any swinging dicks
She's sure to go at it alone

tHERE IS A RUMOR GOING ROUND THAT i'M KIND OF GAY
yOUR FATHERS ALWAYS GIVE ME A SMILE
'cAUSE THEY KNOW THAT IT'S ME THAT FUCKS THEM WITH GLEE
aS THEY TAKE MY BIG BLACK DICK FOR A WHILE
aND MY BONER SMELLS LIKE YOUR DADDY'S ASS
aND DEEP DOWN INSIDE HE'S VERY QUEER
aND HE SITS ON MY DONG, AND HE LETS OUT SOME GAS
aND SAYS, "mAN, PLEASE STICK ME AGAIN IN MY REAR!"

oH, LA LA LA, DI DA DA
lA LA, DI DA DA DA DUM