Challenge to Vynsane

[vinsayne]

finally, metaphysician... you have come to help me rid the world of my doppleganger, vynsane. for TOO LONG has he sullied my reputation, and for that he must die!

i think that universe sphincter thing is probably the best demise for one such has him!

[The Phantom ManAss]

metaphysicians powers are no match for the dark side of the farts! MWUUUAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[Perpantor]

THIS "METAPHYSICIAN" ONCE CAME TO ME LOOKING FOR A JOB BACK WHEN I WAS KNOWN AS LOUIE THE LILAC!!

THE TWERP WAS WEARING YELLOW!! YELLOW!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! YOU KNOW HOW YELLOW CLASHES WITH PURPLE!!

HE WAS STILL THERE, LONG AFTER I TOLD HIM NO, BEGGING FOR A JOB, WHEN BATMAN AND ROBIN SHOWED UP!!

HE STARTED CRYING LIKE A GIRL WHEN THE INEVITABLE FIGHT BROKE OUT!! HE WAS BEGGING BATMAN NOT TO HURT HIM!!

OF COURSE, I CAPTURED BATMAN AND ROBIN, AS I DID AT THE END OF THE FIRST PART OF EVERY TWO-PARTER!! THEN I KICKED METAPHYSICIAN'S PUNK ASS AND TOLD HIM NEVER TO COME BACK!!

I SNAPPED A PICTURE OF HIM AS HE RAN OUT THE DOOR!! WHAT A PUTZ!! HE TRIED TO GIVE ME HIS BUSINESS CARD!!



THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!
ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!

[Herpantor]

STILL SWIPING MY GIMMICK, I SEE, FAGNES OF GOD.

HOWEVER, I MUST CONCUR WITH YOU, YOU UNORIGINAL BOOR, REGARDING OUR MUTUAL "FRIEND," THE METAPHYSICIAN.

HE WISHED TO AID ME IN MY QUEST FOR GLORIOUS PINK WORLD DOMINATION, SOMETHING ABOUT AN INTERNSHIP HE HOPED WOULD GET HIM INTO THE BEST SUPERVILLAIN ACADEMY. I TOLD HIM THE INTERNSHIP WAS HIS ONCE HE WAS DONE CHOWING DOWN ON MY PINK TACO (WHICH HAS SLIGHT HINTS OF TUNA AND CUMIN FLAVOR).

HE SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN TOUCH A WOMAN'S PINK GOODNESS. THEN HE RAN AWAY, CRYING LIKE A PUSSY, AND SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING A JOB WITH LOUIE THE LILAC. WHOM I NOW KNOW WAS NONE OTHER THAN YOU, PERPANTOR.

I'M SURPRISED YOU TWO DIDN'T GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT. OR THE LEFT. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN KNOWING YOUR SICK DEVIANT HABITS.

AND, JUST SO YOU ARE AWARE, THE FRIENDS OF DOUCHE WILL REIGN SUPREME IN THEIR BEAUTIFUL PINK T-SHIRTS!

THIS I COMMAND!!

[anarky]

Wow, they're really coming out of the woodwork.

Stupid observation: why is it that Perpantor has a hard-on for purple and wants everything to be purple, but wears a costume that looks more pink to me; whereas Herpantor is obsessed with pink and wants to turn everything pink, but she's clearly wearing purple?

[k1dhuman]

Don't mind these guys, they just are jealous because I think you're cute.

[vynsane]

Hear Ye, Hear ye

I have come to this forum from a far away galaxy to challenge Vynsane in a classic battle of titans, ala Champion of the Universe-style as seen in Marvel Two-In-One Annual #7

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champion_of_the_Universe

http://www.leaderslair.com/marveluniverse/2in1an7.html

You will be mine, Vynsane! Oh yes, you will be...

uh...locale to be determined

ah, metaphysician, my old nemesis... wait... how can you be both as inept as all these guys claim, AND all of their arch-nemesis at the same time? that's a bit paradoxical...

[mabudon]

somehow it makes more sense that pretty much everything else that's every happened here, which is saying something

[The Grin]

I never kicked Metaphysician's ass, but I jumped into his mom's cootch like Uncle Scrooge in a room full of gold coins.

[Positive Boy]

Hear Ye, Hear ye

I have come to this forum from a far away galaxy to challenge Vynsane in a classic battle of titans, ala Champion of the Universe-style as seen in Marvel Two-In-One Annual #7

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champion_of_the_Universe

http://www.leaderslair.com/marveluniverse/2in1an7.html

You will be mine, Vynsane! Oh yes, you will be...

uh...locale to be determined

Let's skip the battle and just sit down for a cold glass of lemonade and swap cookie recipies. I have a gingerbread cookie you would simple die for. Wouldn't that be charming? Then we can play a nice game of Chineese checkers. OH, and I'll bring a lovely lilac centerpiece.

[Alex Trebek]

Ok, seriously. Is Positive Boy gay?

[The Grin]

What's the matter, Trebek? Don't know the answer because it isn't written on the card in front of you?

[Alex Trebek]

Kiss my ass, Grin. You probably don't know either.

[The Grin]

You are right, I don't know and it doesn't matter to me. What is important is that your mom knows what my load tastes like.

[mabudon]

You know, I am not sure if he's gonna back that challenge up somehows