forum "telephone"

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Post by captain funtime »

New sentence:

CaptainSolo butters his Dads muffin every night. And by muffin I mean ball bag.
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Post by Antropov »

CaptainSolo "butters" muff every nite. And by "butters" I mean "fucks Captain funtime's mom's"
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Post by captain funtime »

Captainsolo "mutters" off every nite. And by "mutters" I mean after I kick his bag into his temples.
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captain funtime sucks. And by sucks, I mean "blows."
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Post by Slicker »

captain funtime eats ass. And by ass I mean my ass with a spoon.
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Post by captain funtime »

Captain Funtime kicks ass. And by ass I mean Slickers ass with my boots
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Captain Fucktime licks ass. And by ass I mean the shit from my ass.
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Post by jjreason »

Captain Cumguts fucks Slicker, and by fucks, I mean gives him half and half for a 10 dollar crack rock.
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Post by mustard man »

captain gumcuts sucks glicker, and by sucks i bean gives him half & half for an 11 cent black sock
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Post by Slicker »

Since that last post sucked so much ass I'll start a new one:

jjreason sexual fantasy involves a 9 iron, an inflatable goat, and a football helmet full of cottage cheese.
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Post by jjreason »

jjreason's sexual fantasy involves Krystal Steal, a bottle of baby oil, and an old school water bed with no sheets on it.
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Post by mustard man »

jjreason's sexual antacid devolves krystal peal, a bottle of motor oil and a new school water bed with 2 sheets on it.
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Post by mustard man »

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heh heh. i like that sentence. it's funny.[roll][kitt]
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Post by pyrofreak »

this is a random event!!! like on runescape!!!!only in text!!!!! with lots of !!!!!!s in it!!!!!!!!!! beware evil bob from scaperune island!!!! muahahahhaha!*runs to osaka japan*
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Post by mustard man »

Thanks for ruining it pyrofreak.[ >:(]
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