okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?
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captain funtime
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by captain funtime » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:23 am
New sentence:
CaptainSolo butters his Dads muffin every night. And by muffin I mean ball bag.
Antropov
stormshadow
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by Antropov » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:40 pm
CaptainSolo "butters" muff every nite. And by "butters" I mean "fucks Captain funtime's mom's"
captain funtime
sloth
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by captain funtime » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:58 pm
Captainsolo "mutters" off every nite. And by "mutters" I mean after I kick his bag into his temples.
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
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Location: Fucking shit up, yo!
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by anarky » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:50 am
captain funtime sucks. And by sucks, I mean "blows."
Slicker
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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Location: I just need a sammich
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by Slicker » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:24 pm
captain funtime eats ass. And by ass I mean my ass with a spoon.
captain funtime
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by captain funtime » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:05 am
Captain Funtime kicks ass. And by ass I mean Slickers ass with my boots
Slicker
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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Location: I just need a sammich
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by Slicker » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:59 am
Captain Fucktime licks ass. And by ass I mean the shit from my ass.
jjreason
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8151 Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:14 am
Location: Out there somewhere.
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by jjreason » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:44 pm
Captain Cumguts fucks Slicker, and by fucks, I mean gives him half and half for a 10 dollar crack rock.
mustard man
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by mustard man » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:14 pm
captain gumcuts sucks glicker, and by sucks i bean gives him half & half for an 11 cent black sock
Slicker
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 2126 Joined: Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:06 am
Location: I just need a sammich
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by Slicker » Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:40 pm
Since that last post sucked so much ass I'll start a new one:
jjreason sexual fantasy involves a 9 iron, an inflatable goat, and a football helmet full of cottage cheese.
jjreason
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
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by jjreason » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:05 am
jjreason's sexual fantasy involves Krystal Steal, a bottle of baby oil, and an old school water bed with no sheets on it.
mustard man
sloth
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by mustard man » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:33 pm
jjreason's sexual antacid devolves krystal peal, a bottle of motor oil and a new school water bed with 2 sheets on it.
mustard man
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by mustard man » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:55 pm
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by vynsane</i>
<br />spanks, must herd spam.
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heh heh. i like that sentence. it's funny.[roll][kitt]
pyrofreak
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by pyrofreak » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:35 pm
this is a random event!!! like on runescape!!!!only in text!!!!! with lots of !!!!!!s in it!!!!!!!!!! beware evil bob from scaperune island!!!! muahahahhaha!*runs to osaka japan*
mustard man
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by mustard man » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:25 pm
Thanks for ruining it pyrofreak.[ >:(]