Football

[jjreason]

We also look at internet porn & jerk off a lot. Not quite sure if I want to hear how that rolls into football.

[Ran]

Oakland Raiders fans are the equivalent of a biker gang that loves Rob Liefeld.

I said Friday that the Bills would hang in there and lose in the last minute. I hate it when I'm right. There were some encouraging things and some boneheaded things the Bills did.

One of my friends thinks the Lions new jerseys look like they have really sweaty armpits.

[Tom Foolery]

Yeah, they started wearing those last year. I'm seeing it this year on more teams, but its more apparent due to Detroit's lighter blue jersey. It's a really ugly fabric scheme. I'm assuming there's some practical reason for it, such as making it more difficult to tackle by grabbing the shirt, but it looks weird.

[Tom Foolery]

Holy Shit!! Jaguars vs Raiders tomorrow! That's like SuperBowl 2.0!!! You couldn't schedule a bigger nailbiter!!!

[Ran]

One of the guys in my fantasy football league vowed to just pick up whatever defense is playing against Jacksonville. It probably isn't a bad strategy.

[Ran]

The Browns drafted Trent Richardson with the 3rd overall pick in 2012. He's probably their best player. Today they traded him to the Colts for a 1st round pick, which will probably be somewhere outside the top 20. Since most of us in this thread are either Lions or Bills fans, can we agree that Cleveland is the worst run franchise in the NFL....not counting Jacksonville, of course.

[Tom Foolery]

Yes, trading your best player is stupid.
However, Assuming the Browns are as shitty as the Jags and Raiders this year(I would've said the Chiefs, but wow!) they'll have a high draft pick. And if the Colts end up marginally sucking, they'll have two high draft picks.
It's funny they're already writing this season off though.



Congrats on the last minute win on Sunday! The Bills, Chiefs and Bears all pulled wins out their heinies.
And the Lions lose on account of FUCKING FIELD GOALS. Fucking typical. But how awesome is Reggie Bush? Stay healthy!!
The Bears should be 0-2, lucky fucks. I'm seriously conflicted because I don't want the Steelers OR the Bears to win.

[Tom Foolery]

Lions win!

Packers and Vikings both lose!!

Now if those fucking Steelers can beat the Bears (and I'd be fine with the Steelers losing every other game this season. Fuck you Rapistberger), I'll be doing a Snoopy dance.

[jjreason]

Remember that time Rothlisberger trapped the young girl in the bar bathroom while his flunkies waited outside to keep her friends out? The Bears are going to do that to him tonight to pay him back. Filthy bastard.

[Tom Foolery]

We can't have nice things.

Lions WR Nate Burleson broke his arm in a single car crash. He was trying to keep his pizzas from sliding off the front seat. Now, Burleson isn't Detroit's best receiver. Obviously that's Megatron. But having only one great receiver is almost as bad as having NO receivers since he'll collect cornerbacks like flypaper. Having Burleson on the field gave Stafford options.

[Tom Foolery]

Even without Burleson, DETROIT WINS! Which puts them in 1st in the NFC North! Oh wait, even though they're 2-0 against the other Division teams and the Bears are 1-1, apparently Chicago still gets the top spot? Stupid Favoritist NFL. Reggie Bush brings me tears of joy. Stay Healthy, Reggie!!

Also, teams I was kinda worried about this season, like the Giants, are sucking ass. We might do even better than I hoped. But next up is against a well rested Packers coming off their bye week. In Green Bay. That's an uphill battle for sure. And they can't blow a three+ TD lead like they did today.

Bills beat the Ravens! Noice.

[jjreason]

Kansas City has not yet lost with husky Andy Reid on the sideline. Not so washed up now, is he shitty Philly?

[Tom Foolery]

Pfft. That's cause they ditched Matt Cassel and got Alex Smith.
LOL at "husky".


The NFC East is the new AFC West.

[Slicker]

Even without Burleson, DETROIT WINS! Which puts them in 1st in the NFC North! Oh wait, even though they're 2-0 against the other Division teams and the Bears are 1-1, apparently Chicago still gets the top spot? Stupid Favoritist NFL. Reggie Bush brings me tears of joy. Stay Healthy, Reggie!!

Also, teams I was kinda worried about this season, like the Giants, are sucking ass. We might do even better than I hoped. But next up is against a well rested Packers coming off their bye week. In Green Bay. That's an uphill battle for sure. And they can't blow a three+ TD lead like they did today.

Bills beat the Ravens! Noice.

I hear ya. If Reggie can stay healthy than Detroit fans have something to really be proud of. They obviously still need some work but they've had to BIG road wins (one was the first in over 70 years!) so it's promising!

[Tom Foolery]

Wow. Brutal Bills/Browns game last night. Cleveland's QB Hoyer is done for the season and Buffalo's EJ Manuel is out for six weeks.