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Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:25 am**

whoever it is, it is NOT some retarded 12 year old, I think enough of us know the tricks of the style a bit too well to be fooled by it, he is damn funny

And the commando scorch reference is too close... you know, it could be GOLW, he uses a different PC in the summer, doesn't he??

and I have said it before, but whoever it is they are FUNNY shit

Posted: **Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:39 am**

Here's the newest one, from our very own SHIT HUMAN

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x. Y'all don't let him live it down.

MRCUSTOMERCARE wrote:Round 1!

What world served as the final resting place for Darth Vader?s armor?

What creatures succeeded in capturing five of the Rebel Alliance?s greatest heroes?

How many paragraphs comprise the opening crawl test of Star Wars?

Kidhuman wrote:Endor
Bothans
3

Bothans? Dude, WTF?

Posted: **Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:44 am**

Bothans? It could have been worse. He could have guessed Klingons.

Posted: **Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:12 pm**

Good thing he's got the mod edit powers, someone should quote it and post it before it gets fixed... little too quick on the reply button, laddie, haven't you won enough free stuff this month

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Posted: **Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:01 pm**

Aww, guys play nice. I was on the phone with a telemarketer at the time. I got the question wrong but I bought a subscription to Beastility Monthly for half off so it evens out

Posted: **Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:09 pm**

Another quote from Mr. Daddypants in response to one of Tycho's posts.

MR. Daddypants wrote:And for the record, yarna is onscreen and visible, she parades in front of the camera, she's plainly visible. she interacts with jabba and Oola, where's hermi Odle then? oh yeah that's right you can only see him in freeze frame or production still shots. yeah hermi, he's like so much more of a character. Anyway collectors with your obvious lascivious nature are thankfully few and far between. Some of us can actually look at a female and not objectify her by the size of her rack.

and yes I'm only replying because RogueII quoted you and it maddened me. if it weren't for that I'd have quite happily ignored your posts same as always.

Posted: **Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:27 pm**

First off, the Ewoks only caught 4 heroes, Luke, Han, Chewie and R2. #po did nothing but bitch and whine, and stay at the tree and was broken in a million pieces. He is a pussy, not a hero. Leia was not caught, she went willingly, so fuck you the ewoks did shit. And R2 techinically isnt a hero since he is a fucking droid.

Posted: **Sat Aug 05, 2006 2:29 pm**

Slicker wrote:I have no way of confirming it but for some strange reason I think COMMANDERCODY2795 is JJL. I don't know why but that's what I think so fuck off.

You could do the crazy thing and ask me.

Actually it's not me, but thanks, I think. Is he a guy on this site or on the other site?

Posted: **Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:12 pm**

It's a compliment, Senor

COMMANDERCODY number whatever the fuck is a poster at the other site and we like to read his stuff

Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:04 pm**

"Damm straight. Who do you think taught Kobe to take the soul to the hole?"

Goddamn, that's funny.

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:19 pm**

Oh, boy, does he ever "own" you bro
LMAO "you look like someone 'not from here'" that is priceless.. thanks for sharing...
PS who the hell is it?? it just CAN'T be some random person, could it??
I have my doubts that this is an isolated incident...
Thanks again man, now you should get to your "mosque-a-gogue" or wherever it is you people go to do what you do

This is from a PM that mabs sent me about a year ago in response to what someone sent me in a PM

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:17 pm**

kidhuman wrote:
Oh, boy, does he ever "own" you bro
LMAO "you look like someone 'not from here'" that is priceless.. thanks for sharing...
PS who the hell is it?? it just CAN'T be some random person, could it??
I have my doubts that this is an isolated incident...
Thanks again man, now you should get to your "mosque-a-gogue" or wherever it is you people go to do what you do

This is from a PM that mabs sent me about a year ago in response to what someone sent me in a PM

slow quote day, huh?

Posted: **Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:49 pm**

I was talking with mabs on the phone and discussing that post and the whole mosqu-o-gogue shit had us laughing.

Posted: **Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:57 pm**

During the 4th Quarter of the Falcons vs. Pats game tonight, the NE QB tossed a pass over to his reciever. As the reciever tried to catch it, the Falcons defender came from the opposite direction and timed it perfectly so that he hit the reciever as he touched the ball. They both land on the ground and the ball bounces away. Randy Cross, one of the announcers, says, "He just got a face full of love."

It sounds like one or two guys here may have a new expression.

Posted: **Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:08 pm**

TuckerMax has a great new story about fucking a midget.

We get into Soylent's apartment, she pulls me into his bedroom, and we start fucking. See, this is why you need good friends, in fact, this should be one of the measures of how good a friendship is: Will your buddy let you fuck a midget in his bed? If the answer is yes, then you know that dude is solid.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entri ... tory.phtml

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