Quote of the day

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:27 pm

I know, it's kinda eerie how that blatant sucker got left untouched, maybe JT is getting soft??

Either that or he has given up reading most of what some of us post, that's what I think

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:58 am

mabudonicus wrote:I had a dream last night where Elf and I had a little pet crocodlie and I was walking it around on a leash and every time someone with a dog walked by they would freak out at me for having such a dangerous thing around on the streets- but it wasn't vicious or anything, and it was pretty small, and cool looking and it kinda smiled, maybe I could get this published too??
:beard:Isobaws&

Mabs, have I ever told you you're my motherfucking hero?

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:47 am

Thanks man

!!

And no joke, I actually had that dream last night and figured it fit in- the "publishing" part was inspired by your own rant pointing out the "purpose" of the thread, so you must take some credit too

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:51 am

I think I will.

In fact, to honor the occasion, I'm going to totally wail on guitar and then draw a picture of Bug-Boy, 'cause that's some easy, easy shit.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:57 am

I just saw a Marie Claire magazine in the breakroom here. One of the headlines on the cover was: "Women on Top: Do Men Really Like It?"

That seemed worthy of QOTD status to me.

Though it could just as easily have said: "Popes: Are They Really Catholic?" Or "Bears: Do They Really Shit in the Woods?"

Or even "This Picture of Jennifer Connelley on the Cover: Is She Really Smokin' Hot?"

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:17 pm

i think i'm going to start using that as an affirming "snarky" comment instead of "do bears shit in the woods..."

"hey, vyn... is it close to christmas?"

"do men like women on top?"

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:37 pm

This can't be QOTD, since we already have one, but maybe tomorrow. On the Yahoo! News main page, I found this headline:

Researchers discover fossilized remains

That's all it said.

"Really! The remains were fossilized? What an incredible breaking news story!"

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:03 am

anarky wrote:This can't be QOTD, since we already have one, but maybe tomorrow. On the Yahoo! News main page, I found this headline:

Researchers discover fossilized remains

That's all it said.

"Really! The remains were fossilized? What an incredible breaking news story!"

I saw that article. Did you read the first paragraph? It doesn't make much sense either:

BANGKOK, Thailand - The discovery of fossilized remains of a mouse-like animal that lived at least 16 million years ago is the first hard evidence that New Zealand had its own indigenous land mammals, a researcher said Thursday.

Why is news about New Zealand coming out of Thailand?

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:32 am

that's why i don't read the news anymore. it's too confusing. and depressing.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:09 pm

hERe is a Quote Of The day!!

Etanrl Padewean wrote:Hay guys I am so gay it herts, I am supper gay with a cape and ever thing! Yay! Come fuck my but!

Man, that boy is so gay it is grose.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:19 pm

Man, that Etanrl Padewean sounds like a real douche. Really, really flaming.

I keep meaning to ask Snigtad if his asshole stopped bleeding from that weekend when he took a wrong turn in Vancouver and wound up at the International Lumberjack Convention and got butt plowed for 48 hours straight. He was really "gettin aney" that weekend, I hear...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:32 pm

anarky wrote:I just saw a Marie Claire magazine in the breakroom here. One of the headlines on the cover was: "Women on Top: Do Men Really Like It?"

That seemed worthy of QOTD status to me.

Though it could just as easily have said: "Popes: Are They Really Catholic?" Or "Bears: Do They Really Shit in the Woods?"

Or even "This Picture of Jennifer Connelley on the Cover: Is She Really Smokin' Hot?"

The article is actually about women as supervisors, not sexual. My wife subscribes to that magazine. But it is damn funny none the less.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:59 pm

Dude, don't be a buzzkill, shithuman.

Those women's mags have some funny headlines. I saw one at the store today that had a story: "The seven male errogenous zones: find your man's tonight!"

What, is it a picture of a dick divided into seven sections?

Oh, and some fucking spammer called Doctormastr had a quote of the day at wallcrawlersweb.com today:

Subject: The best proposition for community of this forum

Only for community wallcrawlersweb.com! HOT! Out of stock

I don't know what was funnier: the broken English, the clumsy automated dropping in of the website name, or the fact that the hot meds being advertised are "Out of stock."

Most likely the combination of it all.

Edit: Just looked up the shitstain's profile.

"Occupation: doctor

Interests: pills"

So, you're a doctor who gets fucking high on pills?

Post by **vynsane** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:41 am

what, you didn't think the "gushing pussy" topic was funnier?

both are deleted now, anyway... as opposed to just editing the links as i do here.

that shit is annoying!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:02 pm

I don't recall seeing that one, vynnie.