the vynsane asylum

You get to raid the home of the love(lust) of your life while she isnt home and do whatever you want to do to her/him. But in order to do so, you must be the main attraction in a donkey show, you in?

Wait, what? We could go to someone's house when they're not there and do stuff to them? How, if they're not there? Even if she's there, I sure as hell won't be in a donkey show.

Okay - you could fuck the hottest bitch you could think of for a day, as many times as you wanted. Afterwards, you would lose your genitals. Yes or no?

No way! How would I jerk off while thinking about it later?


3 turns with each of your top 3 fantasy fucks but you have to eat refried beans out of Bea Arthur's asshole (no utensils - face first) on national televison?

FUCK YES!!! Bea Arthur's hot anyways...





Slicker's mom, a 9-iron, and a cigarette lighter, and Whoopi Goldberg...the prize is Scarlett Johannson and Jennifer Aniston in a 3-way, involving a strap-on (not penetrating you), in which you can put ANYTHING you want into ANY orifice of there's you want...

I'd do it.



Get blown by Elmo, Telle monster and Lawrence Taylor in an episode of Cat House(HBO show) in order to fuck any whore for free in the place?

Nah, something about women who get paid for taking cock doesn't appeal to me. I certainly don't mind seeing them earning their pay, but I dunno about being the boss for a little while.

Situation: You can have a magical TV. This TV can, at the touch of a button, instantly convert anything you watch so that all attractive females are naked. They also will have a tendency to make out.

However, prior to each use, the TV must be "charged." To charge it, you have to watch footage of your mom putting on a strap-on and buttfucking your dad. As they do this, the Blue Man Group will masturbate on them. You have to watch one minute--and you do have to watch--for each thirty minutes of gratuitous female nudity you view afterwards.

I have a magical TV that can produce naked attractive females any time I want. It's called Hi-Speed Internet. Plus, I have HBO, IFC, and some other channel that frequently have R and NC-17 flicks on after 8 or 9 pm. I'm not sure which is creepier...watching my parents or watching the Blue Man Group watch them. So that would be a no.

A uninhibited naked weekend in Hawaii with the female of your choice, but you have to shave off all your body hair in front of a live audience of 1,000 people and the video will be put on Youtube.

Rogue II wrote:A uninhibited naked weekend in Hawaii with the female of your choice, but you have to shave off all your body hair in front of a live audience of 1,000 people and the video will be put on Youtube.

now THAT i would be all over like a sauce...

salma hayek... paging salma hayek... you have a call from a shiny smooth vyn...

Since Vyn refuses to post a new question, I will.......



You get an evening of choice with any female you want, but in order for it to happen you must put your face about two inches from Roseann Barrs nasty gash while she is giving birth. Keep in mind the placenta will slap you in the grill and she will be shitting on herself too. If you move an inch, you lose, Yes or no?

I could handle the gash and the placenta, but i think I would probably move an inch when shat upon so the whole thing wouldn't be worth it. So no.


You have to tread water in arctic 0 degree water naked for five minutes and risk exposure and permanent nerve damage ( particularly to your genitals) in exchange for having THREE females of your choice "Warm you back up afterwards" for as long as you want, but they can only stimulate you manually and you cant touch back.

Yes, I would do it.

Would you eat/slurp/frolic in the contents of "Tubgirl's" ass (If you don't know who Tubgirl is, do a Google image search) if you were guaranteed the meal of your choice cooked by the naked female of your choice for the rest of your life?

I just google imaged Tubgirl and that seems like a win/win situation. Is there another tubgirl or is it the hot chicka in a little wooden tub washing her back with her heinie poking out of the water?

Eternal Padawan wrote:I just google imaged Tubgirl and that seems like a win/win situation. Is there another tubgirl or is it the hot chicka in a little wooden tub washing her back with her heinie poking out of the water?

Oh, don't you fucking wish.


THIS is Tubgirl

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I was eating when I clicked on that link. I don't like you anymore.

My favorite part of the picture is how they nicely mosaic her naughty bits but it's ok to show a streaming river of fecal matter come out of her distended asshole.








I'm actually glad they didn't show her beef drapes or I may just have been offended.