wolf shirt

[bIZZARO tHE gRIP]

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[Diabolical]

Now available on starwars.com for $21.99: The 3 Ewok Death Star Shirt.

[anarky]

Oh FUCK!! Do they ever run sales there? I haven't bought anything from that site in probably ten years.

[vynsane]

that needs to be airbrushed on the side of a 1973 ford econoline. on the other side: slave leia.

[anarky]

On the other side: Slave Leia, on a bearskin rug and chained to Gene Simmons!

[Diabolical]

Oh FUCK!! Do they ever run sales there? I haven't bought anything from that site in probably ten years.

I know! The only thing holding me back is the price.

[anarky]

No kidding. If I could have hot, dirty sex with a t-shirt, it would be with that shirt.

[Ran]

That's the best Star Wars product I've seen in quite some time.

[Slicker]

That's fucking awesome on so many levels! I'm thinking I may get it so I can wear it under the Wolf Shirt that I won as a door prize at Mabu-Con.

[anarky]

I was at JC Penney today, getting school uniforms for my daughter.

I needed to hit $50 to get $10 off.

My subtotal was $49 and change.

I saw a wolf shirt for $1.97.

Need I say more?

[mabudon]

I expect photographic evidence of this on the facebox shortly, sir

[anarky]

Still no photographic evidence, but Slick and Ran can attest to the shirt's existence. I tried to take a picture, but it melted the camera.

Why did I bump this thread? Because I saw the most fucking awesome wolf shirt ever yesterday. Unfortunately, it was in kids' sizes. It was a picture of an American soldier standing in front of a helicopter (in a desert, IIRC). It was fairly realistic. Well, except that the head was a wolf, and it looked like the guy who superimposed it wasn't the top of his class when it came to perspective. (It wasn't horrible, but just enough to note something was "off.")

I can't find a pic online (yet, hopefully), but check the boys' departments of your local WM's. You might see this shirt. If you see it in adult sizes, let me know. I suspect they don't manufacture it because it would result in diabetic Native American poon overload.