Quote of the day

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:12 pm

The crux of that whole thing for me: "I didn't feel like getting out." Jesus.......

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:05 pm

As much as it pains me to give the turd credit, emperordaddypants made me laugh with:

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Blowjob bears are doomed!!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:48 pm

I'm gonna have to nominate our very own jjraeson today for this one. Boy, I didn't know you were this desperate for HBO.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Some fat guy in a trenchcoat came to my house and said he'd give me HBO if I blew him. So, of course, I did! Funny, I said I'd give a nut for HBO, and I ended up taking a nut for HBO!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:42 am

That is funny! Moderate me, moderate you indeed........

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:40 am

How 'bout this little gem from the Earth-2 KH.......

"Nothing clears the sinuses like playing Smooth Criminal while some guy named Guido pounds your patty."

Fucking mint.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:32 pm

Man, I hate giving props to these stupid Harolds of Douche, but this one is pure gold:

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by The Grin
 I aM nOt KiT fIsTo, BuT i DiD yOuR mOtHeR iN a HoLiDaY iNn ExPrEsS lAsT nIgHt.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:27 pm

Our dear friend Anarky:
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">The Four answer only to Andy Griffith, the current Coolest Man Alive, though he tends to have very few demands as long as he has a hot apple pie and a roomful of tight pussy.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Do you think Opie ever ate Aunt Bea's pie?

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:26 am

Man, a "roomful" sounds fantastic.... like it would be snatch forever or something. A "roomful". Me likey.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:29 pm

I'm gonna write my Congressman and see to it that "roomful" is made and official measurment in terms of amount. Sure, gallons, milliliters, miles, and kilometers are fine. But what if you're super thirsty? Wouldn't you rather have a roomful of water? What if Flornbi gets on your nerves? Wouldn't it be nice if you could wish a roomful of seagulls to nip off his winky?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:33 pm

Ah, yes, a whole new of system to measure.

spoonful
handful
pantload
carful
roomful
boatload

It will take a little work to come up with the exact conversions between them. Let's use each of these in a sentence:
A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.
Flornbi has taken it in the ass at least a handful of times.
There is typically a pantload of poop in Flornbi's trousers.
Flornbi has a carful of gay porn.
Flornbi has gone down on a boatload of sailors.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:26 am

Where would "assload" and "shitload" (2 of my favorites) fit in?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:41 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jjreason
 Where would "assload" and "shitload" (2 of my favorites) fit in?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Those terms of measurement are only used on Brokeback Mountain.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:55 am

Wasn't it called Bareback Mountin'? That's the version I was trying to download off limewire - but it kept telling me too many Snigtads and Dooshs were lined up to download it??????

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:52 am

Revised list.

spoonful
handful
mouthful <--
assload <--
pantload
carful
roomful
boatload
shitload <--

Is there a greater amount than a shitload?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:58 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Rogue II
 Is there a greater amount than a shitload?
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

That, in and of itself, is the quote of the day!

However, I believe a fuckload is more than a shitload.