You Know How I Know You're ********* ?

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:29 pm

Slimmie, you know how I know you're gay?

Because you knew this shit was from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" yet failed to tell me. You sombitch.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:31 pm

CS, you know how I know you're confused?

You're listening to "Beat It" right now. Don't deny it.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:49 pm

jjreason, you know how I know you're a goober?

You won't admit "Beat It" has a downright infectious beat because you're worried about people thinking you're a goober.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:08 pm

Anarky, you know how I know your moms a whore?

Because the only thing shes never gone down on is the Titanic.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:56 pm

YOu know how I know you are a retard Slicker?

Because you forget to put words in your sentence you fucking retarded piece of shit.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:57 am

I never claimed there to be anything wrong with "Beat It", Chux. The fact that you're defending it so vigorously, however, leads me to the conclusion that you sometimes refer to your bedroom as "the Neverland Ranch" to the Mrs. when you're feeling frisky.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:37 am

A-hee hee! OWWWWWWW!!!

[:)]

k1dhuman · Post by **k1dhuman** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:45 am

I don't find anything wrong with listening to Michael Jackson or taking it up the ass, I do both occasionally. Nothing clears the sinuses like playing Smooth Criminal while some guy named Guido pounds your patty.

jjraeson · Post by **jjraeson** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:46 am

Buttsex from big fellows named Guido, nothing wrong with that, eh? It's the Michael Jackson music I think is pretty fucked up.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:38 am

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by k1dhuman
 I don't find anything wrong with listening to Michael Jackson or taking it up the ass, I do both occasionally. Nothing clears the sinuses like playing Smooth Criminal while some guy named Guido pounds your patty.
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Awesome.......

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:43 pm

What does MJ love about twenty eight year old?

There are 20 of them....

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:52 pm

KH, you know how I know you're lame?

The last time someone laughed at that joke, he laughed so hard that fell off his pet dinosaur and broke his rock underwear.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:27 pm

Anyone know what MJ and K-mart have in common?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:51 pm

Boys pants half off.

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:10 am

They both suck a cheetahs dick.