Vynsane.com's Hasbro's Weekly Q&A

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:13 pm

We really consider bIZARRO tHE gRIN and us dads a mandate, but what we says goes, so fuck off.

What fucktard thought up the SW TF's?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:52 pm

Remember the guy that made all the Ro-Beasts on Voltorn? Well, after the show was cancelled, we hired him.

Why do the figures smell funny?

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:57 am

yeah they do smell funy their is a guy at that other site u faggs talk a bout who lieks to smell his mouse drodes figures lol i wonder if he is gay like u fags lol i burned u all!

hulkslittlegreenman · Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:49 am

IT WOULD NOT SUPRISE ME IF THE GENTLEMAN YOU ARE REFERING TO IS GAY, BUT DOESN'T KNOW IT. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. BUT I HOPE THE BIG GUY DOESN'T CHANGE HIS MIND AND START SWINGING THAT WAY.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:20 pm

iN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION, THE FIGURES SMELL FUNNY BECAUSE, PRIOR TO THEIR PACKAGING AND DISTRIBUTION, YOUR DADDY AND i STICK THEM UP EACH OTHERS ASSES AND THEN SHIT THEM OUT ALL OVER ONE ANOTHER. hE REALLY GETS OFF ON BEING SHAT UPON.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 1:24 pm

What have I done? I would like to retract my last question and subisitute it with this one:

Do you think the addition of gold micromachines will really help the sale of the SW Transformers?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 3:16 pm

With people out there that are highly addicted ot the Titanium line, YES we will take the money from poor saps. Its better then spending it on ebay in the long run. At least you get more for your investment.

Will you make a Circut Breaker figure?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:15 am

Interesting idea, maybe in the future. We know how you fan boys love scantially clad cartoon bitches, so we be sure to include the perfect camel toe and headlights for this one.

Is it too much to ask for a troop building Battle Pack from the OT?

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:49 pm

We're excited about our upcoming Battlepack releases, and we think you will be too. Each of our new Battlepacks will feature four new clones in every color of the rainbow (including a set where the clones are actually rainbow-colored for the homosexual Star Wars fans) as well as a repack of a fan-favorite Jedi master figure that we've already released sixteen times. These will, of course, be part of the Order 66 Troopers line you mentioned. Oh, and be on the lookout for a special set of everyone's all-time favorite figure, Cantina Han Solo, so everyone can re-enact all their favorite Han Solo moments five times over. Otherwise, Episodes IV-VI are all pieces of shit and we're never making troopers from them ever again.

Where in God's name are the questions for SSG?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:46 am

You know that guy that Dell Rusk was talking about? Well, there was a bit of an accident and the notebook with the questions is lodged firmly in his ass, along with his head. And you all know that's never coming out without a serious medical procedure.

Any chance you'll put another new head on the Biker Scout and make the Rebel Troop in Biker Scout disguise from the Fan's Choice poll?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:55 pm

Fuck you NO!!!!!

Why are you giving us 3 straight repaint waves in the titanium line?

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:33 pm

Because we can. Duh!

Will you ever re-release the Kenner Death Star playset?

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:40 pm

Dell Rusk wrote:yeah they do smell funy their is a guy at that other site u faggs talk a bout who lieks to smell his mouse drodes figures lol i wonder if he is gay like u fags lol i burned u all!

I hope you're not talking about me. I talk about having sex with women so often I can't be gay.

hyena · Post by **hyena** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:54 am

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:13 pm

Tycho wrote:
Dell Rusk wrote:yeah they do smell funy their is a guy at that other site u faggs talk a bout who lieks to smell his mouse drodes figures lol i wonder if he is gay like u fags lol i burned u all!
I hope you're not talking about me. I talk about having sex with women so often I can't be gay.

Why would anyone talk about you Tycho? You know everyone loves you because you are always right about everything.

Rogue II wrote:Will you ever re-release the Kenner Death Star playset?

No, Hasbro is never going to release the vintage Death Star playset. What are you? A fucking moron?