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Post by Slicker »

I like this little nugget from HanSololol:
Duh LOL im so ninja when people ask me if ic an do a tripel-backflip i say "Shurikan!"
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okay, seriously... if he's genuine we've gotta invite him here - that's fuckin' funny...
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For some reason I smelled EP when I read that post....
"Something inside me....."
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Post by Antropov »

Funny you should make that QotD, Slick. I was gonna come here and do the same! :)
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This gem made me pee myself from The Other Site

If it's Maxi Padmes, I already contacted them about it. They said no.
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Post by mabudon »

A question posted by Diabolical here
And how do you poop without an ass?
Produced this Rogue 2 instant clasic
Hopefully for him, he has a small hole a couple inches behind his sack.
THAT was funny :mabs:
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HanSololol wrote:Edit: LOL I spelled resume wrong.
Dude! Like if this guy were real, he'd be able to realize he misspelled a word!

Whoever you are, I have to hand it to you. That line just made me laugh out loud.
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

jjreason wrote:For some reason I smelled EP when I read that post....
I only wish I could come up with something that clever. I never go there, assumed identities or otherwise. My last foray was as Tom Foolery and that got cut short far too quickly.
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Post by jjreason »

I'll buy it, EP - for now - but "Shurikan" has your stench all over it.....
"Something inside me....."
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Post by Diabolical »

Not sure what was better:
the quote from gorillamask.com
You could listen to this boring old farmer talk about mindless crap, or you could watch the horse behind him kick a chicken onto the roof. Up to you.
or the video from danerd.com:
http://danerd.com/media/2924_Horse+kick ... background
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From the other site in the Bothan thread:
Mr. JabbaJohnL wrote:With all that angst going around, it sure would be nice to have some bubble gum to chew on.
Awesome.
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Post by kidhuman »

this taken from another site talking about girls in the 70's.
Ahh, chicks were pretty hairy back in those days. Watch a 70's porn flick. Any guy munching on beaver looked like Fidel Castro.
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Post by Antropov »

That's pretty good, KH. Castro needs to be overthrown!

I took a quote from here made by dear EP:

"Then walk around naked the next morning because "your junk won't tuck into the drawers"
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I liked this one from ducks on the other site:
I actually ate the gum from a pack of cards from ANH about 10 (likely a few more) years ago, we were kinda under the influence of.... SW at the time and wondered if we could recapture the magic, it kinda worked, the particular mix they used on the SW gum was REAL long lasting and tasty :mebs: Isobaws&
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

The quoate for to day is J j reason saying oh babie oh babie as mebudonks FUKED HIS BUTTT!!

HA HA HA HA AH!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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