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Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:32 pm**

Thanks, Chux. Its been far too long since I've had QotD hono(u)rs. \m/

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:25 am**

Todays quote comes from General Grievous from the other site

Anyway, I've been letting out so many of those machine gun farts (you know, the ones that sound like you're in a shooting range) that if I let one rip next to a Nam vet he'd get flashbacks. I kid you not. They've been loud lately.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:37 pm**

In response to my trying in vain to convince Tycho that the script for the Transformers movie does not, in fact, rule, but, rather, sucks monkey cock, Dominic "NB" responded with something that earned him his first Quote of the Day (slightly edited here to eliminate some extra wordiness):

Dude, Bumblebee does not poop on people. He, in fact, skeets a hot, greasy load on to some soldiers. That is so not the same thing as defecating on them.

....But, he does not poop at all in the movie--he blows a warm, greasy load. (No, seriously, according to the script I read, he does this. I am being totally serious here.....)

I cannot tell you how disturbing the mental image of Bumblebee jerking his merkin is. Well, unless you imagine it in the context of the cartoon, and Optimus interrupts him, and he's all embarassed. Then it's funny.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:45 pm**

From this point forward, my childhood is scarred because Bumblebee whacks off.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:54 pm**

"Bumblebee!"

"AAACK!!"

"I said roll out!"

"Uh, be there in a minute!"

"Bumblebee, Jazz has to use the can before we go--EGAD! What are you doing?"

"Uh, um, nothing, Prime, just, uh, polishing my, uh, chrome."

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:39 pm**

Dude, is he writing Tychos porn?

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:12 am**

anarky wrote:In response to my trying in vain to convince Tycho that the script for the Transformers movie does not, in fact, rule, but, rather, sucks monkey cock,

You're talking about Tycho - the 'tard that thought Epic Movie looked hilarious. Transformers must look Oscar worthy to his crazy ass.

Posted: **Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:15 pm**

Rogue II wrote: Gentlemen, someone is watching us poop.

There's no way in hell this cannot be QotD!

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:38 am**

From a conversation with a customer the other day trying to get a tracking number for UPS:

Me: IT is 1z

Cust: V?

Me: no sir, Z

Cust: V like Virginia?

Me:No sir, Z like Zebra

Cust: Oh, what would we do without the fucking Zebras?

Me: (after chuckling) We would probably have to say Zimbabwe

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:26 am**

FatherFucker1138 wrote:I'll rip the merkin off your junk!

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:32 am**

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:09 pm**

I found these funny. They're friends defending American Idol slut Antolocanalloni Barberofsevilla:

"It's the way this town is: Everybody knows everything about their friends," said Mark Dillon, 17. "At least half the people in this town have pictures of their friends on the toilet. I've personally seen at least 20. It's only because she's on TV that they're online."

Anyone here have pictures of themselves on the shitter? Anyone? Vyn? JJR? Mabs? C'mon, I know you have some, Slick.

"Everyone has incriminating photos of one sort or another, and you never know when it's going to turn around and bite you on the you-know-what," she said. "It's a shame you can't just live your life and not have to worry about something like this becoming public."

My incriminating photos are me making stupid faces. I don't believe there are any photos of me topless, fellating a fat guy.

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:03 pm**

I hate having my picture taken, and quickly try to edit the bad ones out every time we get a batch back. I'd like to send out some props to these mad pimps that can convince girls to letting them take those pics though, I canNOT see Jodi going for that, no matter how drunk she got.

Posted: **Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:37 am**

Worst pic of me that I KNOW of ain't too bad at all- there'a a couple of me lookin kinda zonked, drunk or high=wise, but they're not so bad- only even close to "bad" one is of me in my underwear bailing out the rainbarrel (lost a dumb bet) and that pic is nothin, the underwear are Opaque anyways so it kinda looks like a speedo sorta, and it's raning SO hard you can hardly even see me properly

Posted: **Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:44 am**

mabudon wrote:only even close to "bad" one is of me in my underwear bailing out the rainbarrel (lost a dumb bet) and that pic is nothin, the underwear are Opaque anyways so it kinda looks like a speedo sorta, and it's raning SO hard you can hardly even see me properly

who would've thought that the QOTD would come out of the QOTD thread itself?

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