the vynsane asylum

Posted: **Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:52 pm**

Diabolical wrote:
Slicker wrote:I would say, stop being a homo and just eat the other Hot Pocket.
God Bless you, you magnificent bastard.

All it takes is getting me drunk and on the forums and I'm a force to be reckoned with.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:48 pm**

I take back what I said. pbarnard is all right. He said this in response to Egghead's thread about Complete Galaxy:

pbarnard wrote:Supervillians aren't known for their brain power; they plan and plan and plan, but in the end, Batman gets them.

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:29 pm**

From a convo between me and Rocketboy concerning the dangers of drunken use of "right click to save"

Odds are circus porn is fairly high on the list of things you'll find on your desktop the next morning

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:08 pm**

That makes it and Oh, thats who is shooting at doesnt?

Posted: **Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:11 pm**

LMAO I just haven't incorporated it yet- I'll set that up tomorrow, tho I doubt it'll come off like it did on the phone- I told a few folks the tale and it really needs gestures to put it over

Posted: **Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:55 am**

Well, my QOTW at work is this guy who told me the following after i asked him to plug in receiver back in......

I cant find the plug, I only got one eye

So when I told Mabsy that on the phone, we were taking it further by sayiing he can only watch 1/2 the movie at a time. so When he rewinds it and shifts to the right to see the rest, he states:

Oh, thats who he was shooting at

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:06 pm**

So a customer calls in to get something done and I tell him I can handle the issue, he replies:

I aint got time for it, I have to go to Church Mother Fucker

and then hangs up.

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:28 am**

Now THAT is the easter spirit- I LOVED some of the shit I heard from customers back in the day- one dude I was talkin to about a cable package sounded pretty interested until I told him the price, he immediately shot back "Fuck you my man" (like on that Beastie Boys track wherever that sample was from) and hung up...

lol "Gott go to church mother fucker" AWESOME

Posted: **Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:41 pm**

I got a laugh from a certain pseudo-dreaming, porn writing, crazy guy:

Those are great pictures Slicker! Did you ride that ferris wheel? That would be an experience I'd bet.

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:06 pm**

In a response to Jackie Robinson's 60th Ann. of breaking the color barrier in sports on another forum someone wrote this:

he created something to talk about.
AL SHARPTON RUINED IT!

Posted: **Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:41 pm**

Looks like Snigtad posted on votefortheworst.com:

Listen we were talking about vote for the worst at my Bible class (my teacher is a huge american idol fan) and you people are the spawn of satan. you all are stopping melinda dolitle from a million dolars. she is a wonderfull person who cares about everything like God and Jesus and u people are stopping her from winning. sanjaya is a evil satan worshipper who doesnt beleive in God and he will go to hell JUST LIKE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO AWAY AND DONT EVER COME BACK.
-GiveMeUrCat

I especially love the username he has there.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:44 pm**

BTW, though many people (some of them here) have tried to show the guy the error of his ways in the past two days, T got owned by JMG over at the other site:

JMG wrote:Holy Jesus Tycho, I used to THINK you had some issues, but now i'm certain that you do.

1. Hire an acting coach and he was being melodramatic?!?!? The guy was effin' CRAZY and you're trying to make light of it and not noticing it?!? By Christ.
2. And for the love of God, enough of your false/true evil crap. Nobody cares about your true/false ideas; nobody has ever cared it about and news flash, old sport, nobody will care about it and that is a true truth. The guy had mental issues and murdered 32 people. He obviously had an agenda. Did you even listen to his videos or were you too busy whipping up your true/false theories? He did the videos to get more attention and as a means of communicating with what he thinks is his audience. He said something in one of the videos about how he was a Christ figure dying for his fellow folks who were being oppresed and hurt. He's obviously thinking that this act will allow those other students who are being "tormented" and "hurt" to do have courage to do whatever they want. It's a horrific message to see, man.

This was one of the reasons why I didn't want to see this thread moved to the pit. I would much rather have another thread discussing the developments and the mourning process than reading your page long rants about what you think are good and important ideas.

Quit swimming in your own ridiculous ideas, get your head out of your a-- and pay attention. God.

Brava, JMG. Brava.

Posted: **Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:50 pm**

I have a new found respect for JMG.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:17 am**

That was a great rant on T. Awesome stuff JMG.

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:01 am**

QOTD from peaches' thread in which I deleted on the recent other site spam attack:

Why do losers spam sites like this? I mean, seriously, would anyone here actually go to this douchebag's business for their communication needs? Answer honestly.

I have to agree with him, but i couldnt leave it up.

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